NEXT EVENT:GimmickMania!
No Way In
[Fireworks flare off around the ICW arena,
refubished after the
structural damage it recieved last weekend, which caused this
week's Mayhem and Fury to be cancelled.Only the ICW
President, TheMike, has any idea what is on the cards tonight.
However, the Cell is hovering ominously above the ring, so
there must surely be a Hell in the Cell match tonight!The Shinra-
Tron lights up to show security guards blocking former ICW
commissioner, Ninja, from entering the building!The Mike is
reported to have fired him from his post after last week's Friday
Night Fury.It looks like there will be No Way In for Ninja
tonight!]
Gold Medallions vs. Team Rocket (ICW Tag Team)
Sacha - This match is a Buried Alive Match tag match for the ICW
Tag Team titles. On there way to the ring at this time, Gold
Medallions!!!
[Gold Medallions come to the ring. ]
Sacha - and their opponents, the team of Team Rocket.
["Prepare for trouble!Make t double!" M A Double T and
The ICW President, The Mike, head down to the ring! Matt grabs
the microphone, "The M A Double T is gonna lay the SMACK
DOWN on Highly Exlposives jaboronie ass!" H-E strikes The
Matt in the elbow. (ring, ring, ring) They lockup. The Matt sends
Exlposive to the corner of the ring. The Matt forearm smashes
H-E. Matt delivers a kick to the head of Exlposive. Exlposive is
back on his feet. Highly Exlposive uses a belly-to-belly suplex.
The Matt is down. Highly Exlposive throws The Matt over the ropes
and to the ringside area! ]
Sacha - Matt doesn't have to worry about winning, he could be
killed!!
[Highly Exlposive picks up a chair and swings it at Matt. Highly
Exlposive dives head first into The Matt. Exlposive is up again.
Exlposive picks up a wrench and throws it at The Matt. The Matt
moves back to his feet. Highly Exlposive takes a slap to the face
from Matt. Highly Exlposive gives The Matt a crotch chop and
tells him to suck it! H-E knees The Matt and rolls back to his
feet. Exlposive rolls onto M A Double T connecting with a knee.
The Matt connects with a low blow. Highly Exlposive goes down.
Highly Exlposive gets back to his feet. Exlposive piledrives Matt
into the concrete. Matt is up again. H-E picks up the camera
cables and chokes Matt with it. Exlposive executes a neck-breaker
on Matt. Exlposive chants start. H-E throws Matt onto the
entrance ramp! Highly Exlposive picks up a wrench and throws it
at Matt. The Matt delivers a short-arm clothesline to Highly
Exlposive. ]
Sacha - Short-arm clothesline!
[M A Double T measures Exlposive up and drops a closed fist. Matt
stands up. Highly Exlposive delivers a low blow to M A Double T.
M A Double T stands up. M A Double T tackles and begins punching
H-E. H-E gets up. Exlposive lifts The Matt up and drops him on
his knee. Matt runs for cover down to the ringside area!
Exlposive picks up a bell and swings it at Matt. Matt moves back
to his feet. Matt tackles H-E to the concrete. M A Double T gets
back to his feet. M A Double T measures Highly Exlposive up and
drops a closed fist. The Matt gets back to his feet. M A Double T
fist drops H-E on the concrete. The Matt measures H-E up and
drops a closed fist. ]
Sacha - Fist drop!
[The Matt is back on his feet. H-E is up again. Exlposive lifts
The Matt up and drops him on the concrete. Highly Exlposive
chants start. Highly Exlposive picks up the camera cables and
chokes Matt with it. Now Matt standing. The Matt runs and tackles
Highly Exlposive. Matt punches him in the head. H-E tackles The
Matt and pummels his head. The Matt climbs to his feet. Matt
delivers a kick to the head of Highly Exlposive. Matt fist drops
Exlposive on the concrete. M A Double T climbs to his feet. H-E
is up again. Matt drives a forearm into Highly Exlposive. H-E
executes a belly-to-belly suplex on M A Double T. H-E picks up a
bell and swings it at M A Double T. H-E rolls onto Matt
connecting with a knee. Matt stands up. Exlposive tackles and
begins punching M A Double T. Matt tackles Exlposive to the
concrete. Now The Matt standing. Matt measures H-E up and drops a
closed fist. M A Double T is back on his feet. Now H-E standing.
Exlposive delivers a low blow to M A Double T. Swinging
Neck-Breaker from Matt takes Highly Exlposive down. Highly
Exlposive climbs back into the ring to try to escape The Matt but
M A Double T follows! ]
Sacha - It was a smart move to the ring. Highly Exlposive no
longer has to watch out for weapons.
[H-E gives The Matt a crotch chop and tells him to suck it! The
Matt gets up. Matt connects with a low blow. Exlposive goes down.
Matt fist drops Highly Exlposive on the mat. M A Double T gets
back to his feet. The Matt fist drops H-E on the mat. Matt gets
up. H-E is up again. H-E body slams M A Double T. Exlposive
chants start. M A Double T gets up. H-E tackles and begins
punching The Matt. The Matt stands up. The Matt takes H-E off his
feet with a short-arm clothesline ]
Sacha - Short-arm clothesline by Matt.
[H-E climbs to his feet. H-E takes a slap to the face from The
Matt. The Matt stands up. Highly Exlposive gives M A Double T a
crotch chop and tells him to suck it! Now M A Double T standing.
M A Double T takes Exlposive off his feet with a short-arm
clothesline M A Double T measures Highly Exlposive up and drops a
closed fist. M A Double T climbs to his feet. M A Double T
connects with a low blow. H-E goes down. H-E climbs to his feet.
Exlposive executes a back breaker on The Matt. Exlposive falls
head first into M A Double T. Highly Exlposive chants start.
Highly Exlposive gets back to his feet. H-E goes to the outside
with Matt and grabs a chair! Highly Exlposive cracks it over Matt
s head!! H-E picks up the camera cables and chokes Matt with it.
M A Double T tackles Highly Exlposive and pummels his head.
Highly Exlposive knocks M A Double T into Buzz taking out the
referee. Exlposive delivers a low blow to The Matt. Highly
Exlposive chants start. Exlposive rolls onto M A Double T
connecting with a knee. Buffy runs to the ringside area. Buffy
punches Exlposive repeatedly. Buffy hits Exlposive with the Asia
moonsault bodyblock. Buffy moves back to his feet. Exlposive
climbs to his feet. Ordered is restored. Buzz gets up. M A Double
T piledrives H-E. Highly Exlposive hits Rock Bottom Matt is up
again. M A Double T drags Highly Exlposive to the entrance ramp!
Matt drags Highly Exlposive to the grave site! The Matt
Powerbombs Highly Exlposive into the grave!! Matt begins to cover
H-E with dirt!!! The Matt wins!!! ]
Sacha - The winners of this match, and new ICW Tag Team
champions, Team Rocket!!!
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Too Fat vs. Buffy (ICW Inter-Net) gimmick (Blood Bath Match)
Sacha - This match is a Blood Bath Match for the ICW Inter-Net
title. On his way to Ring at this time, weighing in at 186
pounds, from Unknown accompanied by Ice he holds the ICW
Inter-Net title belt, Buffy!!! (crowd cheers ***)
[The Arena goes dark and quickly fills with a red light. Lighting
shoots down the Titantron and Red flames shoot up from the ramp
area. Buffy steps out as the Ministry's music begins to play. ]
Sacha - and his opponent, weighing in at 495 pounds, a member of
Gold Medallions, Too Fat!!!
[Cool music plays around the arena and the crowd cheer as T-F
waddles onto the stage. Buffy walks around the ring. T-F grabs
Buffy's arm and strkes his elbow. (ding, ding, ding) Buffy
delivers a kick to the head of T-F. T-F gets up. Too Fat forearm
smashes Buffy. Too Fat delivers a short-arm clothesline to Buffy.
Now Buffy standing. T-F tackles and begins punching Buffy. Buffy
climbs to his feet. Buffy slaps the face of T-F. Buffy moves back
to his feet. Too Fat slaps Buffy in the face. T-F gets up. Buffy
hits T-F with the Asia moonsault bodyblock. Buffy chants start. ]
Sacha - That must of really fucki'n hurt!!!
[Buffy gets back to his feet. ]
Guybrush - The World Wrestling Federation is the only place to
find matches like this!
[Buffy kicks Too Fat in the head. Now Too Fat standing. Too Fat
delivers a kick to the head of Buffy. Buffy stands up. Buffy
bites T-F, trying to turn the advantage around. Too Fat low blows
Buffy. T-F measures Buffy up and drops a closed fist. Now T-F
standing. T-F fist drops Buffy on the mat. Too Fat connects with
a low blow. Buffy goes down. T-F kicks Buffy on the mat. ]
Guybrush - Stomp!
[Too Fat measures Buffy up and drops a closed fist. T-F gets up.
Too Fat kicks Buffy on the mat. Too Fat measures Buffy up and
drops a closed fist. ]
Sacha - Fist drop by Too Fat.
[Too Fat is back on his feet. T-F kicks Buffy on the mat. Buffy
trys for a Chokeslam but is not strong enough to lift Too Fat.Too
Fat piledrives Buffy into the mat. T-F clotheslines Buffy over
the top rope. ]
Guybrush - Weapons are everywhere all over Ringside.
[Too Fat leg drops the throat of Buffy. ]
Sacha - Leg Drop by Too Fat.
Guybrush - Buffy is getting the crap kicked out of him!
[T-F falls head first into Buffy. T-F moves back to his feet. T-F
lifts Buffy into the air. Holds him and drops him to the mat.
Buffy stands up. ]
Guybrush - Are you enjoying this match?
Sacha - Oh yeah!
[Too Fat takes Buffy off his feet with a short-arm clothesline ]
Guybrush - Buffy takes a Short-arm clothesline.
[Too Fat takes a slap to the face from Buffy. Too Fat slaps the
face of Buffy. Too Fat tackles Buffy and pummels his head. Now
Buffy standing. Buffy delivers a kick to the head of T-F. T-F
forearm smashes Buffy. ]
Sacha - Buffy takes a Forearm Smash.
[T-F kicks Buffy in the head. Buffy stands up. Buffy reverse
DDT's Too Fat's head into the floor. Buffy chants start. ]
Guybrush - What a Reverse DDT!! These guys are almost as good as
me. Wouldn't you agree?
Sacha - No!!
[T-F tackles Buffy to the floor. Too Fat is back on his feet. Too
Fat was just bitten by Buffy! Buffy bites T-F's arm out of
desparation. ]
Guybrush - T-F takes a arm bite.
[Too Fat slaps the face of Buffy. T-F climbs to his feet. Too Fat
drives a forearm into the head of Buffy. Buffy delivers a kick to
the head of Too Fat. Now Too Fat standing. Too Fat tackles and
begins punching Buffy. Buffy moves back to his feet. Buffy trys
for a Spine Buster but is not strong enough to lift Too Fat.]
Sacha - Holy Shit!!!
[Too Fat executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Buffy. T-F throws
Buffy back into the ring. ]
Guybrush - What a match!
[Buffy is up again. T-F takes a slap to the face from Buffy.
Buffy gets up. Buffy kicks Too Fat in the head. T-F tackles
Buffy. Now T-F standing. Buffy stands up. T-F delivers a kick to
the head of Buffy. Buffy gets up. Too Fat was just bitten by
Buffy! Too Fat delivers a short-arm clothesline to Buffy. Too Fat
low blows Buffy. Buffy trys for a Back Breaker but is not strong
enough to lift T-F.Too Fat executes a reverse DDT on Buffy. T-F
stomps Buffy. Buffy stands up. Buffy slaps the face of T-F. Too
Fat connects with a low blow. Buffy goes down. Buffy is back on
his feet. Too Fat shoulder tackles Buffy. Too Fat stands up. T-F
fist drops Buffy on the mat. Too Fat gets back to his feet. T-F
stomps Buffy's head. ]
Guybrush - Stomp!
[Too Fat drives a forearm into Buffy. T-F kicks Buffy in the
head. T-F executes a neck-breaker on Buffy. ]
Sacha - T-F is taking it to Buffy.
[A flying sitdown splash by Too Fat squeezes the air out of
Buffy. ]
Guybrush - Follows up with a flying sitdown splash (Yokozuna
splash).
[]
Sacha - Buffy is getting the shit kicked out of him!
[Too Fat takes a slap to the face from Buffy. Buffy moves back to
his feet. T-F slaps Buffy in the face. Too Fat moves back to his
feet. Buffy kicks Too Fat in the head. Too Fat tackles and begins
punching Buffy. Too Fat fist drops Buffy on the mat. Too Fat is
up again. T-F fist drops Buffy on the mat. T-F stands up. Buffy
climbs to his feet. Buffy executes a reverse DDT on T-F. ]
Sacha - It looks like a monkey came out here, took a crap, and
out came Too Fat! These guys are almost as good as me. Wouldn't
you agree?
Guybrush - No!!
[Too Fat short-arm clotheslines Buffy to the mat. Too Fat stomps
Buffy's head. ]
Sacha - Stomp!
[Buffy stands up. Too Fat was just bitten by Buffy! ]
Guybrush - T-F takes a arm bite.
[Too Fat takes Buffy off his feet with a short-arm clothesline ]
Sacha - Short-arm clothesline by T-F.
[Buffy gets back to his feet. Buffy slaps T-F in the face. Buffy
gets back to his feet. Buffy bites T-F, trying to turn the
advantage around. ]
Guybrush - Follows up with a arm bite.
[Buffy kicks T-F in the head. T-F gets up. Too Fat takes a slap
to the face from Buffy. Buffy gets up. Too Fat executes a back
breaker on Buffy. T-F tackles Buffy and pummels his head. Buffy
is back on his feet. Buffy bites T-F's arm out of desparation. ]
Sacha - Follows up with a arm bite.
[Buffy delivers a kick to the head of Too Fat. Buffy fist drops
T-F on the mat. Buffy measures T-F up and drops a closed fist. ]
Guybrush - Fist drop by Buffy.
[Buffy is up again. Buffy measures Too Fat up and drops a closed
fist. Buffy climbs to his feet. Now Too Fat standing. Too Fat
executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Buffy. Buffy moves back to
his feet. Buffy kicks T-F in the head. Buffy measures T-F up and
drops a closed fist. Buffy moves back to his feet. Buffy measures
Too Fat up and drops a closed fist. Buffy measures T-F up and
drops a closed fist. T-F is back on his feet. Too Fat lifts Buffy
into the air and delivers a spine buster. Buffy climbs to his
feet. T-F lifts Buffy into a vertical suplex. T-F climbs to his
feet. Buffy trys for a power move but is unable to lift T-F.Buffy
is up again. Buffy slaps the face of Too Fat. Buffy stands up.
The lights go out. 10 seconds later they come back one. look at
this. Too Fat is coverd in Blood. ]
Sacha - We've got ourselves a winner!
Sacha - The winner of this match, and still ICW Inter-Net
champion, Buffy!!!
BBRD vs. Tarzan (ICW HardCore) gimmick (Deathmatch)
Sacha - This match is a Deathmatch for the ICW HardCore title. On
his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 285 pounds, from
Hollywood California, Tarzan!!!
[Gold lighting fills the ICW arena...Golden fireworks blast off
from the stage and Tarzan walks to the ring. ]
Sacha - and his opponent, weighing in at 260 pounds, from
Hollywood, CA. a member of Gold Medallions he holds the ICW
HardCore title belt, BBRD!!! (crowd boos ****)
[BBRD runs out, wearing a golden medalion around his neck....
Tarzan checks out the ring. BBRD takes off his robe and wig. (the
bell rings) Tarzan punches BBRD in the head. ]
Guybrush - punch!
[Tarzan takes BBRD off his feet with a short-arm clothesline ]
Sacha - Short-arm clothesline by Tarzan.
[Tarzan knees BBRD and rolls back to his feet. Tarzan stomps
BBRD's head. Tarzan applies an arm wrench to BBRD. ]
Guybrush - Arm wrench by Tarzan.
[Tarzan knees BBRD and rolls back to his feet. BBRD trys for the
Shattered Dreams but Tarzan avoids it. BBRD sucks chants start in
the crowd. BBRD applies a boston crab to Tarzan. The referee is
checking the situation. ... ... ... ... Tarzan escapes. ]
Sacha - BBRD was so close!!
[They take the fight to ringside. ]
Guybrush - BBRD can't get a pin at ringside.
[BBRD throws the steel steps at Tarzan. Tarzan is bleeding as a
result. BBRD piledrives Tarzan head first into the cement. ]
Sacha - Tarzan really felt that Standing Piledriver!
[Tarzan gets knocked through the table. Tarzan gets up amidst the
broken table. BBRD throws the steel steps at Tarzan. Tarzan is
bleeding as a result. BBRD chokes Tarzan. Tarzan moves back to
his feet. BBRD powerbombs Tarzan through a table. Tarzan gets up
amidst the broken table. BBRD throws fire extinguisher at Tarzan.
Tarzan is bleeding as a result. ]
Guybrush - The cement is covered with blood from that injury.
[Tarzan executes a reverse DDT on BBRD. ]
Sacha - What a Reverse DDT!!
[Tarzan rolls BBRD back into the ring. ]
Guybrush - Tarzan is in a good place to win the match!
[Tarzan cuts BBRD with a piece of glass. BBRD is bleeding as a
result. Tarzan applies an arm wrench to BBRD. Tarzan stomps BBRD.
]
Sacha - Stomp!
[BBRD is back on his feet. Tarzan drives a forearm into BBRD. ]
Guybrush - BBRD takes a Forearm Smash.
[BBRD slaps the face of Tarzan. BBRD climbs to his feet. BBRD
connects with a low blow. Tarzan goes down. Tarzan tackles BBRD
and pummels his head. BBRD stands up. Tarzan connects with a low
blow. BBRD goes down. Tarzan kicks BBRD on the mat. Now BBRD
standing. Tarzan uses a closed fist on BBRD. Tarzan takes BBRD
off his feet with a short-arm clothesline ]
Guybrush - BBRD takes a Short-arm clothesline.
[Tarzan grabs BBRD and applies an arm wrench. Tarzan rolls onto
BBRD connecting with a knee. Tarzan applies an arm wrench to
BBRD. ]
Sacha - Follows up with a Arm wrench.
[BBRD is up again. Tarzan lifts BBRD into a vertical suplex.
Tarzan moves back to his feet. BBRD is flipped onto an explosive
board covered in barbed-wire! BBRD pulls his badly injured body
up from the explosive barbed-wire covered board. Tarzan swings a
steel chair and hits BBRD. BBRD is bleeding as a result. ]
Sacha - These guys are almost as good as me. Wouldn't you agree?
Guybrush - No!!
[BBRD is back on his feet. BBRD delivers a kick to the head of
Tarzan. Tarzan is back on his feet. Tarzan tackles BBRD and
pummels his head. Tarzan stomps BBRD's head. BBRD moves back to
his feet. BBRD drives a forearm into the head of Tarzan. ]
Guybrush - Follows up with a Forearm Smash.
[Tarzan drives a forearm into the head of BBRD. BBRD reverse
DDT's Tarzan's head into the mat. ]
Sacha - Tarzan really felt that Reverse DDT!
[The landmine explodes as Tarzan is slammed onto it! Tarzan pulls
himself to his feet after being burnt. BBRD throws the steel
steps at Tarzan. Tarzan is bleeding as a result. BBRD measures
Tarzan up and drops a closed fist. ]
Guybrush - Tarzan takes a Fist drop.
[BBRD gets up. Tarzan delivers a low blow to BBRD. Tarzan knees
BBRD and rolls back to his feet. BBRD climbs to his feet. BBRD
delivers a low blow to Tarzan. BBRD kicks Tarzan on the mat. BBRD
stomps Tarzan's head. ]
Sacha - Follows up with a Stomp.
[Tarzan gets up. Tarzan trys for a Standing Piledriver but BBRD
avoids it. Tarzan puts BBRD in a reverse chin lock. Buzz asks
BBRD if he quits. ... BBRD trys to escape. ... ... ... BBRD is
fighting the hold. BBRD escapes. ]
Guybrush - We almost had a winner.
[Tarzan back-body drops BBRD onto a landmine! BBRD drags his
burnt body off the land mine. Tarzan swings a barbed-wire bat and
hits BBRD. BBRD is bleeding as a result. ]
Sacha - It looks like a monkey came out here, took a crap, and
out came BBRD!
[Tarzan punches BBRD in the head. Tarzan low blows BBRD. BBRD
climbs to his feet. BBRD drives a forearm into Tarzan. BBRD slaps
the face of Tarzan. BBRD is up again. BBRD kicks Tarzan in the
head. BBRD measures Tarzan up and drops a closed fist. BBRD is
back on his feet. BBRD measures Tarzan up and drops a closed
fist. BBRD is back on his feet. BBRD covers Tarzan hooking the
leg. Referee Buzz makes the count. ...1 ...2 Tarzan escapes. ]
Guybrush - Not even close!
[Tarzan moves back to his feet. BBRD uses a belly-to-belly
suplex. Tarzan is down. ]
Sacha - Tarzan takes a Side Belly-to-Belly Suplex.
[BBRD slams Tarzan into the thumbtacks with a massive suplex.
Tarzan gets to his feet. BBRD throws the steel steps at Tarzan.
Tarzan is bleeding as a result. ]
Guybrush - Ha!
[BBRD leg drops the throat of Tarzan. ]
Sacha - Follows up with a Leg Drop.
[BBRD goes for a pin. Buzz counts. ...1 ...2 Tarzan kicks out. ]
Guybrush - BBRD was so close!!
[Tarzan is back on his feet. BBRD puts Tarzan in a reverse chin
lock. The referee is checking the situation. ... (AHHHH!) ...
Tarzan trys to escape. ... Tarzan is fighting the hold. ...
Tarzan escapes. ]
Sacha - That was almost the end of the match right there!
[BBRD back-body drops Tarzan onto a landmine! ]
Guybrush - Tarzan is much safer at a land mine. BBRD can't get a
pin there. Tarzan drags his burnt body off the land mine.
[BBRD cuts Tarzan with a piece of glass. Tarzan is bleeding as a
result. ]
Sacha - Tarzan is getting the shit kicked out of him!
Guybrush - The mat is covered with blood from that injury.
[BBRD delivers a kick to the head of Tarzan. BBRD stomps Tarzan's
head. ]
Sacha - Tarzan takes a Stomp.
[Tarzan delivers a short-arm clothesline to BBRD. BBRD gets back
to his feet. BBRD delivers a low blow to Tarzan. BBRD kicks
Tarzan on the mat. Tarzan climbs to his feet. BBRD lifts Tarzan
and delivers a back breaker. The landmine explodes as Tarzan is
slammed onto it! Tarzan pulls himself to his feet after being
burnt. BBRD throws the steel steps at Tarzan. Tarzan is bleeding
as a result. ]
Guybrush - Tarzan is getting the crap kicked out of him!
[Tarzan climbs to his feet. Tarzan tackles and begins punching
BBRD. BBRD slaps the face of Tarzan. BBRD drives a forearm into
the head of Tarzan. Tarzan forearm smashes BBRD. Tarzan tackles
and begins punching BBRD. Tarzan goes for a pin. Referee Buzz
makes the count. ...1 BBRD kicks out. ]
Sacha - Not even close!
[BBRD lifts Tarzan up and drops him on the mat. ]
Guybrush - Body Slam!
[Tarzan is flipped onto an explosive board covered in
barbed-wire! Tarzan is cut and burnt terribly by the explosive.
barbed-wire board BBRD throws the steel steps at Tarzan. Tarzan
is bleeding as a result. Tarzan climbs to his feet. Tarzan
connects with a low blow. BBRD goes down. BBRD gets up. BBRD
slaps Tarzan in the face. BBRD climbs to his feet. Tarzan drives
a forearm into the head of BBRD. ]
Sacha - Forearm Smash!
[Tarzan delivers a short-arm clothesline to BBRD. ]
Guybrush - Follows up with a Short-arm clothesline.
[Tarzan stomps BBRD. Tarzan applies an arm wrench to BBRD. BBRD
piledrives Tarzan into the mat. ]
Sacha - That must of really fucki'n hurt!!!
[The landmine explodes as Tarzan is slammed onto it! Tarzan pulls
himself to his feet after being burnt. BBRD swings a barbed-wire
bat and hits Tarzan. Tarzan is bleeding as a result. ]
Guybrush - Damn!
[BBRD chokes Tarzan. Tarzan moves back to his feet. BBRD drives a
forearm into the head of Tarzan. BBRD uses a belly-to-belly
suplex. Tarzan is down. BBRD sucks chants start in the crowd.
BBRD leg drops Tarzan. Tarzan stands up. BBRD connects with the
Shattered Dreams. Tarzan drops to the mat. BBRD goes for a pin.
Buzz counts. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
Sacha - We've got ourselves a winner!
Sacha - The winner of this match, and still ICW HardCore
champion, BBRD!!!
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Ice vs. The Guvna (DCX Corporate) gimmick (Standard Match)
Sacha - This match is a Standard Match for the DCX Corporate
title. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 216
pounds, a member of The Corporate Ministry he holds the DCX
Corporate title belt, Ice!!! (crowd cheers **************)
[The lighting in the arena turns green and D-Corporate X's theme
plays.Ice sprints down to the ring, dives over the ropes and
stands in the centre, doing jumping jacks and crtoch chops as
green pyros flare off around him, creating a green X above the
ring! ]
Sacha - and his opponent, weighing in at 227 pounds, from San
Antonio, TX. a member of The Corporate Ministry, The Guvna!!!
(crowd cheers **********)
[HBK's music echoes around the arena.The Guvna makes his usual
stylish entrance, singing his own theme. Ice grabs The Guvna's
arm and strkes his elbow. The Guvna grabs Ice's arm and strkes
his elbow. (the bell rings) Ice takes The Guvna down with a knee.
Ice rolls onto The Guvna connecting with a knee. Ice takes a slap
to the face from The Guvna. The Guvna climbs to his feet. Ice
delivers a low blow to The Guvna. The Guvna moves back to his
feet. The Guvna uses a belly-to-belly suplex. Ice is down. Now
Ice standing. The Guvna sends Ice to ringside. ]
Guybrush - Weapons are everywhere all over ringside.
[Buzz starts the count (.1) The Guvna throws a chair at Ice.
(..2) The Guvna connects with a low blow. Ice goes down. Ice
stands up. (...3) Ice drives a forearm into The Guvna. (....4)
The Guvna tackles and begins punching Ice. Ice gets back to his
feet. The Guvna executes a back breaker on Ice. Ice gets up. They
fight into the aisle. (.....5) The Guvna swings a microphone
cable and hits Ice. ]
Sacha - What a match!
[The Guvna side slams Ice. ]
Guybrush - Nice Side slam by The Guvna.
[The Guvna gets up. The Guvna and Ice move back to ringside.
(......6) ]
Sacha - Those idiots better pay attention to Buzz!
Guybrush - The World Wrestling Federation is the only place to
find matches like this!
[(.......7) They fight into the aisle. The Guvna and Ice move
back to ringside. They fight into the aisle. The Guvna and Ice
move back to ringside. The Guvna takes Ice into the ring. The
Guvna grabs Ice and applies an arm wrench. The Guvna stomps Ice's
head. Ice moves back to his feet. Ice tackles The Guvna and
pummels his head. Ice knees The Guvna and rolls back to his feet.
The Guvna stands up. The Guvna tackles Ice. The Guvna gets up.
The Guvna gets choked by the rope as Ice stun-guns him. Ice
chants start. The Guvna gets up. The Guvna delivers a short-arm
clothesline to Ice. ]
Guybrush - Ice takes a Short-arm clothesline.
[Ice climbs to his feet. The Guvna tackles Ice to the mat. Ice
shoulder tackles The Guvna. Ice climbs to his feet. Ice covers
The Guvna. Referee Buzz makes the count. ...1 ...2 The Guvna
kicks out. ]
Sacha - You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with
an opponent like The Guvna.
[Ice slaps the face of The Guvna. Now Ice standing. Ice takes a
slap to the face from The Guvna. The Guvna delivers a low blow to
Ice. Now Ice standing. Ice body slams The Guvna. Ice puts The
Guvna in a reverse chin lock. The referee is checking the
situation. ... ... Ice breaks the hold. Ice knees The Guvna and
rolls back to his feet. Ice rolls onto The Guvna connecting with
a knee. The Guvna delivers a short-arm clothesline to Ice. Ice
gets back to his feet. The Guvna tackles Ice and pummels his
head. Now Ice standing. The Guvna takes Ice off his feet with a
short-arm clothesline Ice gets up. The Guvna executes a reverse
DDT on Ice. The Guvna applies a boston crab to Ice. Buzz is
checking for a tap out. ... ... Ice trys to escape. The Guvna
breaks the hold. ]
Guybrush - The Guvna almost won the match!
[The Guvna drags Ice to the floor. ]
Sacha - Ice is much safer at ringside. The Guvna can't get a pin
there.
[Buzz starts the count (.1) Ice moves back to his feet. (..2) Ice
kicks The Guvna in the back of the leg. (...3) Ice rolls onto The
Guvna connecting with a knee. (....4) Ice knees The Guvna and
rolls back to his feet. (.....5) They head back into the ring.
Ice rolls onto The Guvna connecting with a knee. Ice covers The
Guvna. Buzz counts the pin. ...1 The Guvna kicks out. ]
Sacha - Ice should have known better than to try for a pin at
this point in the match.
[Ice takes The Guvna off his feet with a short-arm clothesline ]
Guybrush - The Guvna takes a Short-arm clothesline.
[Ice knees The Guvna and rolls back to his feet. Ice rolls onto
The Guvna connecting with a knee. Ice covers The Guvna. Referee
Buzz makes the count. ...1 ...2 The Guvna escapes. ]
Sacha - He should have just stayed on the attack.
[The Guvna delivers a low blow to Ice. The Guvna leg drops the
throat of Ice. The Guvna chants start. The Guvna chokes Ice. The
Guvna leg drops Ice. Shawn is stomping his foot on the mat Ice
gets up. Shawn nails the Show Stopper! The Guvna goes for a pin.
Buzz counts. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
Guybrush - We've got ourselves a winner!
Sacha - The winner of this match, and new DCX Corporate champion,
The Guvna!!!
Ninja Enters
[The ShinraTron lights up to show the ICW security guards
racing around outside the arena in a panic.A window high
above the ground has been smashed!The camera turns
downwards and shows something lying on the ground....Ninja's
mask!]
The Mike vs. Ninja (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Hell in the Cell)
Guybrush - This match is a Hell in the Cell. On his way to the
ring at this time, weighing in at 287 pounds, from Truth or
Consequences, NM. a member of Gold Medallions, Ninja!!! (crowd
boos )
[Ninja limps out waving to the fans with Mr. Socko on his right
hand. ]
Guybrush - and his opponent, weighing in at 200 pounds, from
Glasgow, Scotland a member of The Corporate Ministry accompanied
by Chani, The Mike!!!
[The lights cut out, and eerie music plays as mist floods the
arena...lightning strikes the ramp and the lighting rises
slightly, revealing The ICW President....The Mike! Ninja pulls
out a chunk of his hair. The Mike checks his boots. (the bell
rings) Ninja tackles The Mike and pummels his head. The Mike
climbs to his feet. Ninja is brought to the mat with a diving
shoulder tackle from The Mike. The Mike hits Ninja with an
elbowdrop. ]
Guybrush - elbow drop!
[The Mike jumps and elbow smashes the lying Ninja. The Mike hits
Ninja with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. ]
Sacha - elbow drop by The Mike.
[Now The Mike standing. The Mike hits Ninja with an elbowdrop.
The Mike is back on his feet. Ninja gets hit with a diving elbow
smash from The Mike. Now The Mike standing. Now Ninja standing.
Ninja goes for a Body Slam but The Mike dodges the attack. ]
Guybrush - The WWF is the only place for entertainment like this!
[Ninja locks up with The Mike. Ninja is taken back by an elbow at
the hands of The Mike. Ninja clotheslines The Mike. The Mike hits
the mat. Ninja hits The Mike with a flying elbow drop. Ninja
moves back to his feet. A Frankensteiner by The Mike tatoos
Ninja's forhead with the mat's texture. The Mike applies the
clawhold on Ninja. Buzz is checking for a tap out. ... The Mike
tightens the hold. ... Ninja trys to escape. ... ... The Mike
breaks the hold. The Mike scoops Ninja up and drops him on the
tacks. Ninja gets hit with a diving elbow smash from The Mike. ]
Guybrush - The Mike executes a diving elbow smash.
[Now The Mike standing. The Mike flies from the turnbuckle with
an elbowdrop. The Mike is up again. Ninja is up again. Ninja
applies an armbar to The Mike. Ninja connects with an uppercut. ]
Guybrush - Uppercut!
[Now The Mike standing. Ninja piledrives The Mike head first into
the tacks. Ninja sucks chants start in the crowd. Ninja throws
the steel steps at The Mike. The Mike moves back to his feet. The
Mike does a cartwheel and kicks Ninja in the face. ]
Guybrush - The Mike executes a cartwheel kick.
[Ninja is driven further into the tacks by The Mike with a diving
elbow smash. The Mike stands up. Ninja gets hit with the shooting
star press from The Mike. Buzz counts the pin. ...1 ...2 Ninja
kicks out. ]
Guybrush - The Mike should have known he wouldn't win the match
with that.
[Ninja drives a forearm into the head of The Mike. The Mike runs
and tackles Ninja. The Mike punches him in the head. The Mike
hits Ninja with an elbowdrop. Ninja gets hit with a diving elbow
smash from The Mike. The Mike hits Ninja with an elbowdrop. ]
Guybrush - elbow drop!
[The Mike stands up. The Mike jumps and elbow smashes the lying
Ninja. Now Ninja standing. Ninja drives The Mike's head into the
tacks with a double arm DDT. Ninja stands up. The Mike moves away
from the tacks. Ninja nails The Mike with an elbow drop. The Mike
climbs to his feet. The Mike kicks Ninja's head out of
desperation because Ninja blocked The Mike's first kick. ]
Guybrush - enzuigiri!
[The Mike climbs to his feet. Ninja gets up. Ninja slams The Mike
to the mat. Ninja measures The Mike up and drops a closed fist.
Now Ninja standing. Ninja grabs The Mike and applies an arm
wrench. The Mike climbs to his feet. The Mike hits Ninja with the
Asia moonsault bodyblock. The Mike gets up. The Mike chokes Ninja
with a camera cable. The Mike does a cartwheel and kicks Ninja in
the face. The Mike flies from the turnbuckle with an elbowdrop.
Ninja clotheslines The Mike. The Mike hits the mat. The Mike gets
back to his feet. Ninja knocks The Mike off his feet. The Mike
gets up. Ninja gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag. Ninja
gets hit with a diving elbow smash from The Mike. The Mike is up
again. Ninja gets back to his feet. The Mike hits Ninja with the
back of his elbow. ]
Guybrush - The Mike with a back elbow.
[The Mike runs and tackles Ninja. The Mike punches him in the
head. Ninja moves back to his feet. Ninja gut-wrenchs The Mike.
Ninja puts The Mike in the Mandible claw!! Buzz is checking for a
tap out. ... The Mike trys to escape. ... ... The Mike trys to
escape. ... The Mike is fighting the hold. The Mike escapes. ]
Guybrush - That was almost the end of the match right there!
[The Mike stands up. The Mike throws Ninja off the ropes and hits
him with a diving shoulder block. ]
Sacha - diving shoulder block!
[The Mike flies from the turnbuckle with an elbowdrop. Ninja gets
back to his feet. Ninja puts The Mike in an armbar. Ninja slams
The Mike to the mat. Ninja grabs The Mike and applies an arm
wrench. ]
Guybrush - Ninja with a Arm wrench.
[The Mike trys for a flying sommersault bodyblock but Ninja
avoids it. The Mike swings a steel chair and hits Ninja. Ninja is
bleeding as a result. Chani clotheslines Ninja. The Mike pulls
Ninja to the mat with a corkscrew armdrag. Ninja is driven
further into the mat by The Mike with a diving elbow smash. The
Mike flies from the turnbuckle with an elbowdrop. The Mike moves
back to his feet. The Mike flies from the turnbuckle with an
elbowdrop. The Mike stands up. Ninja climbs to his feet. Ninja
locks up with The Mike. Ninja is brought to the mat with a diving
shoulder tackle from The Mike. Ninja gets back to his feet. Ninja
lifts The Mike and delivers a back breaker. Ninja goes for a pin.
Buzz counts. ...1 ...2 The Mike escapes. ]
Sacha - OHHHHHHH So close!!!
[Ninja puts his hand in the mouth of The Mike. Ninja has The Mike
in the Mandible claw! Buzz is checking for a tap out. ... The
Mike is fighting the hold. ... The Mike is fighting the hold. ...
The Mike is fighting the hold. ... The Mike escapes. Ninja sends
The Mike to the floor. Ninja goes out after him. Ninja sends The
Mike into Buzz he goes down. Ninja connects with an uppercut.
Ninja chokes The Mike with his boot. Matt runs to ringside. M A
Double T picks Ninja up and side slams him to the ringside mat. M
A Double T is up again. M A Double T leg drops Ninja. Ordered is
restored. Buzz gets up. The Mike takes Ninja back into the ring.
The Mike scoops Ninja up and drops him on the tacks. The Mike
clotheslines Ninja. The Mike kicks Ninja's head out of
desperation because Ninja blocked The Mike's first kick. The Mike
climbs to the top and hits Ninja with the 5 Star Frog Splash. The
Mike with a huge shooting star press, pinning Ninja. Buzz counts
the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
Guybrush - We've got ourselves a winner!
Guybrush - The winner of this match, The Mike!!!
Commercial Break
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Highly Exlposive vs. Matt (ICW Heavyweight) gimmick (Boiler Room
Brawl)
Sacha - This match is a Boiler Room Brawl for the ICW Heavyweight
title. On his way to the boiler room at this time, weighing in at
246 pounds, from Greenwich, CT. a member of Gold Medallions he
holds the ICW Heavyweight title belt, Highly Exlposive!!! (crowd
cheers ******)
[Red lighting floods the arena.Flames shoot from the stage and
H-E runs down to the ring.He leaps over the ropes and raises his
hands in the air.As he slams them to his side, more gouts of
flame shoot from the ring posts! ]
Sacha - and his opponent, weighing in at 275 pounds, from South
Pacific a member of The Corporate Ministry, Matt!!!
["Do You Smell what The Matt is Cookin?" Matt's music
begins to play. The good ol' M A Double T walks out and the crowd
jump to their feet! Highly Exlposive grabs The Matt's arm and
strkes his elbow. "It's time for H-E to check into the
Smackdown Hotel, If you smell what The Matt is Cookin!!"
(ding, ding, ding) Highly Exlposive runs and tackles The Matt.
Highly Exlposive punches him in the head. Exlposive rolls onto M
A Double T connecting with a knee. Exlposive covers The Matt.
Referee Buzz makes the count. ...1 ...2 The Matt kicks out. ]
Guybrush - You just can't win this early in a match. Especially
with an opponent like M A Double T.
[M A Double T gets back to his feet. Matt shoulder tackles H-E.
Exlposive connects with a low blow. The Matt goes down. Highly
Exlposive rolls onto M A Double T connecting with a knee.
Exlposive rolls onto M A Double T connecting with a knee.
Exlposive goes for a pin. Referee Buzz makes the count. ...1 Matt
kicks out. ]
Guybrush - He should have just stayed on the attack.
[Matt gets up. H-E gives The Matt a crotch chop. ]
Sacha - Suck it! by H-E.
[The Matt gets back to his feet. M A Double T piledrives H-E into
the concrete. Matt throws a heating valve at Exlposive. ]
Guybrush - H-E is getting the crap kicked out of him!
[Matt measures H-E up and drops a closed fist. M A Double T is
back on his feet. Matt measures Highly Exlposive up and drops a
closed fist. ]
Sacha - Fist drop by The Matt.
[The Matt stands up. M A Double T fist drops H-E on the concrete.
Matt gets up. Now Highly Exlposive standing. Highly Exlposive
body slams Matt. ]
Guybrush - Follows up with a Body Slam.
[The Matt is back on his feet. Exlposive sets up a table! Highly
Exlposive brings Matt up on the table! Both men are on the
table!! ]
Sacha - Exlposive can't get a pin at the table. H-E Piledrives
The Matt through the table!! Matt s head hits the concrete hard!!
[H-E swings a STOP sign and hits Matt. Highly Exlposive delivers
a low blow to The Matt. Highly Exlposive rolls onto M A Double T
connecting with a knee. H-E rolls onto M A Double T connecting
with a knee. Exlposive knees The Matt and rolls back to his feet.
H-E knees Matt and rolls back to his feet. Exlposive knees The
Matt and rolls back to his feet. The Matt is back on his feet.
Exlposive uses a belly-to-belly suplex. M A Double T is down.
Highly Exlposive cuts M A Double T with a piece of barbed-wire. M
A Double T is bleeding as a result. ]
Guybrush - The concrete is covered with blood from that injury.
[Matt forearm smashes Exlposive. The Matt delivers a short-arm
clothesline to Exlposive. M A Double T covers Highly Exlposive.
Buzz counts. ...1 ...2 Highly Exlposive escapes. ]
Sacha - Not even close!
[Now Highly Exlposive standing. Matt tackles and begins punching
Exlposive. Exlposive stands up. Exlposive executes a neck-breaker
on The Matt. ]
Guybrush - What a Spinning Neck-Breaker!!
[Exlposive swings a chair and hits M A Double T. Exlposive falls
head first into The Matt. ]
Sacha - M A Double T really felt that Falling head butt!
[Exlposive gets up. H-E sets up a ladder against the heater!
Highly Exlposive begins to climb it! Exlposive reaches the top!
Exlposive does a flying elbow drop from the top of the ladder and
onto M A Double T The Matt is hurting!! H-E cuts The Matt with a
piece of barbed-wire. The Matt is bleeding as a result. Exlposive
gives The Matt a crotch chop. The Matt moves back to his feet.
The Matt low blows H-E. H-E stands up. H-E tackles M A Double T
and pummels his head. Highly Exlposive covers Matt hooking the
leg. Buzz counts. ...1 ...2 Matt kicks out. ]
Sacha - Exlposive should have known better than to try for a pin
at this point in the match.
[Matt delivers a kick to the head of Exlposive. Exlposive is up
again. The Matt slaps Exlposive in the face. Exlposive executes a
back breaker on The Matt. H-E sets up a ladder against the
heater! Highly Exlposive begins to climb it! Highly Exlposive
reaches the top! ]
Sacha - It was a smart move to the ladder. Matt no longer has to
watch out for weapons. H-E does a flying elbow drop from the top
of the ladder and onto The Matt Matt is hurting!!
[Exlposive swings a chair and hits Matt. Highly Exlposive rolls
onto The Matt connecting with a knee. The Matt stands up. The
Matt connects with a low blow. Highly Exlposive goes down. The
Matt measures Highly Exlposive up and drops a closed fist. The
Matt gut-wrenchs Exlposive. The Matt cuts Exlposive with a piece
of barbed-wire. Exlposive is bleeding as a result. M A Double T
fist drops H-E on the concrete. M A Double T fist drops Highly
Exlposive on the concrete. The Matt measures Highly Exlposive up
and drops a closed fist. Highly Exlposive stands up. M A Double T
tackles H-E. H-E climbs to his feet. Exlposive piledrives M A
Double T. H-E looks towards the heater and grabs M A Double T
Highly Exlposive slams M A Double T into the heater! Matt is
hurting! Exlposive swings a shovel and hits Matt. ]
Sacha - I wish every match could be like this! Is that the
greatest move ever or what?
Guybrush - Oh yeah!
[Highly Exlposive knees M A Double T and rolls back to his feet.
M A Double T climbs to his feet. Matt delivers a short-arm
clothesline to H-E. M A Double T fist drops Highly Exlposive on
the concrete. M A Double T fist drops H-E on the concrete. The
Matt gets back to his feet. Swinging Neck-Breaker from Highly
Exlposive takes Matt down. H-E chants start. Exlposive sets up a
ladder against the heater! Highly Exlposive begins to climb it!
Exlposive reaches the top! ]
Guybrush - M A Double T is much safer at the ladder. Exlposive
can't get a pin there. Highly Exlposive does a flying elbow drop
from the top of the ladder and onto The Matt Matt is hurting!!
[Highly Exlposive throws charcoal at Matt. ]
Sacha - This is how wrestling should be!
[H-E falls head first into M A Double T. H-E moves back to his
feet. H-E throws charcoal at M A Double T. ]
Guybrush - Ha!
[M A Double T is up again. Matt delivers a kick to the head of
Exlposive. M A Double T fist drops Highly Exlposive on the
concrete. Matt gets up. M A Double T measures Exlposive up and
drops a closed fist. ]
Sacha - Exlposive takes a Fist drop.
[Now The Matt standing. H-E gets back to his feet. Matt slaps
Exlposive in the face. H-E uses a belly-to-belly suplex. The Matt
is down. ]
Guybrush - Side Belly-to-Belly Suplex by Exlposive.
[Highly Exlposive grabs a chair and goes nuts on The Matt ! M A
Double T is getting busted open because he is continuously
getting hit with the chair! Blood flows like kool-aid down the
face of M A Double T ! Exlposive cuts M A Double T with a piece
of barbed-wire. M A Double T is bleeding as a result. Exlposive
head butts Matt. H-E chants start. H-E moves back to his feet.
H-E swings a 2 by 4 and hits Matt. H-E rolls onto Matt connecting
with a knee. H-E rolls onto The Matt connecting with a knee. The
Matt moves back to his feet. Matt drives a forearm into the head
of H-E. Matt tackles Highly Exlposive and pummels his head. H-E
tackles and begins punching Matt. Highly Exlposive knees The Matt
and rolls back to his feet. The Matt gets back to his feet.
Exlposive connects with a low blow. M A Double T goes down. The
Matt side slams Exlposive. ]
Guybrush - What a Side slam!!
[Matt gets back to his feet. Matt swings a bucket and hits H-E.
The Matt measures Exlposive up and drops a closed fist. ]
Sacha - H-E takes a Fist drop.
[Matt is back on his feet. The Matt fist drops Exlposive on the
concrete. The Matt stands up. M A Double T measures H-E up and
drops a closed fist. Now The Matt standing. H-E is back on his
feet. M A Double T kicks Exlposive in the head. Exlposive climbs
to his feet. The Matt connects with a low blow. Highly Exlposive
goes down. The Matt measures Highly Exlposive up and drops a
closed fist. The Matt moves back to his feet. The Matt goes for a
Spine Buster but H-E dodges the attack. The Matt swings a shovel
and hits H-E. M A Double T takes H-E off his feet with a
short-arm clothesline ]
Guybrush - Short-arm clothesline by M A Double T.
[Matt measures Highly Exlposive up and drops a closed fist. ]
Sacha - Fist drop by Matt.
[Matt climbs to his feet. The Matt runs and tackles Exlposive. M
A Double T punches him in the head. Matt measures Exlposive up
and drops a closed fist. ]
Guybrush - Fist drop!
[Highly Exlposive trys for a Back Breaker but Matt avoids it.
Highly Exlposive looks around and he grabs a lead pipe!! ]
Sacha - It was a smart move to the lead pipe. Matt no longer has
to watch out for weapons. H-E crashes the lead pipe over Matt s
head! Matt looks like he is out of it!!
[H-E swings a STOP sign and hits Matt. H-E gives M A Double T a
crotch chop and tells him to suck it! ]
Guybrush - Suck it! by H-E.
[The Matt climbs to his feet. Exlposive gives M A Double T a
crotch chop and tells him to suck it! ]
Sacha - Follows up with a Suck it!.
[M A Double T shoulder tackles Exlposive. M A Double T fist drops
H-E on the concrete. ]
Sacha - Fist drop by The Matt.
[The Matt is back on his feet. H-E climbs to his feet. Highly
Exlposive low blows The Matt. Matt forearm smashes Highly
Exlposive. Swinging Neck-Breaker from Matt takes Exlposive down.
]
Guybrush - H-E really felt that Spinning Neck-Breaker!
[Matt sets up a table! Matt brings H-E up on the table! Both men
are on the table!! Matt Piledrives H-E through the table!! Highly
Exlposive s head hits the concrete hard!! Matt swings a bucket
and hits Highly Exlposive. ]
Sacha - Exlposive is getting the shit kicked out of him!
[Exlposive is back on his feet. Exlposive tackles and begins
punching M A Double T. M A Double T gets back to his feet.
Exlposive takes a slap to the face from The Matt. The Matt climbs
to his feet. M A Double T takes Highly Exlposive off his feet
with a short-arm clothesline ]
Guybrush - Exlposive takes a Short-arm clothesline.
[Matt measures Highly Exlposive up and drops a closed fist. M A
Double T measures Exlposive up and drops a closed fist. M A
Double T gets up. The Matt fist drops H-E on the concrete. ]
Sacha - Highly Exlposive takes a Fist drop.
[Now M A Double T standing. Highly Exlposive piledrives M A
Double T into the concrete. Exlposive chants start. Highly
Exlposive looks towards the heater and grabs M A Double T ]
Guybrush - It was a smart move to the heater. M A Double T no
longer has to watch out for weapons. H-E slams Matt into the
heater! M A Double T is hurting!
[H-E swings a metal bat and hits M A Double T. ]
Sacha - What a match!
[Highly Exlposive rolls onto The Matt connecting with a knee.
Highly Exlposive rolls onto The Matt connecting with a knee. M A
Double T runs and tackles Highly Exlposive. The Matt punches him
in the head. M A Double T fist drops H-E on the concrete. ]
Sacha - H-E takes a Fist drop.
[M A Double T climbs to his feet. The Matt measures H-E up and
drops a closed fist. The Matt is up again. The Matt goes for a
pin. Buzz counts the pin. ...1 ...2 Exlposive kicks out. ]
Guybrush - You just can't win this early in a match. Especially
with an opponent like Highly Exlposive.
[The Matt executes a reverse DDT on Exlposive. ]
Sacha - Highly Exlposive really felt that Reverse DDT!
[The Matt finds a singapore cane! Matt looks Exlposive in the
eyes! ]
Guybrush - M A Double T can't get a pin at the singapore cane.
The Matt continuously smashes Highly Exlposive in the forehead
with it! H-E is beginning to bleed!!
[Matt swings a 2 by 4 and hits H-E. Matt fist drops Highly
Exlposive on the concrete. ]
Sacha - Fist drop!
[M A Double T climbs to his feet. Highly Exlposive stands up. The
Matt drives a forearm into Exlposive. ]
Guybrush - Forearm Smash by The Matt.
[The Matt delivers a kick to the head of Exlposive. Matt fist
drops Highly Exlposive on the concrete. ]
Guybrush - Fist drop!
[The Matt stands up. The Matt fist drops H-E on the concrete.
Matt climbs to his feet. The Matt measures Exlposive up and drops
a closed fist. The Matt fist drops H-E on the concrete. ]
Sacha - Fist drop by The Matt.
[Exlposive gets up. Matt lifts H-E and delivers a back breaker. ]
Guybrush - Exlposive takes a Back Breaker.
[The Matt swings a 2 by 4 and hits H-E. ]
Sacha - Blood is all over the boiler room.
[M A Double T slaps the face of Exlposive. M A Double T stands
up. The Matt low blows Highly Exlposive. The Matt fist drops H-E
on the concrete. Matt measures H-E up and drops a closed fist. ]
Sacha - Highly Exlposive takes a Fist drop.
[Matt is up again. Matt measures H-E up and drops a closed fist.
Now The Matt standing. M A Double T measures Exlposive up and
drops a closed fist. Matt is back on his feet. Exlposive moves
back to his feet. Highly Exlposive lifts The Matt up and drops
him on the concrete. M A Double T stands up. H-E swings a piece
of barbed-wire and hits M A Double T. M A Double T is bleeding as
a result. ]
Guybrush - The Matt is getting the crap kicked out of him!
[Exlposive runs and tackles Matt. Highly Exlposive punches him in
the head. The Matt climbs to his feet. M A Double T shoulder
tackles H-E. M A Double T is back on his feet. H-E delivers a low
blow to The Matt. The Matt tackles and begins punching H-E. H-E
climbs to his feet. H-E piledrives Matt into the concrete. ]
Guybrush - What a Standing Piledriver!!
[Highly Exlposive finds a singapore cane! H-E looks Matt in the
eyes! ]
Sacha - Exlposive can't get a pin at the singapore cane. H-E
continuously smashes Matt in the forehead with it! The Matt is
beginning to bleed!!
[H-E swings a piece of barbed-wire and hits The Matt. The Matt is
bleeding as a result. Now The Matt standing. M A Double T slaps
H-E in the face. Matt climbs to his feet. H-E gives M A Double T
a crotch chop and tells him to suck it! ]
Guybrush - Suck it!!
[Matt gets back to his feet. M A Double T delivers a short-arm
clothesline to H-E. The Matt fist drops Exlposive on the
concrete. ]
Sacha - Follows up with a Fist drop.
[Now The Matt standing. The Matt measures Exlposive up and drops
a closed fist. M A Double T gets up. Exlposive gets back to his
feet. Highly Exlposive trys for a Side Belly-to-Belly Suplex but
Matt avoids it. Highly Exlposive swings a metal bat and hits
Matt. Highly Exlposive lifts The Matt and delivers a back
breaker. ]
Guybrush - Back Breaker!
[Highly Exlposive finds a singapore cane! H-E looks M A Double T
in the eyes! ]
Sacha - H-E can't get a pin at the singapore cane. Exlposive
continuously smashes M A Double T in the forehead with it! M A
Double T is beginning to bleed!!
[Highly Exlposive swings a shovel and hits M A Double T. H-E head
butts The Matt. Highly Exlposive gets back to his feet. The Matt
moves back to his feet. Swinging Neck-Breaker from Exlposive
takes M A Double T down. Exlposive knees The Matt and rolls back
to his feet. Highly Exlposive rolls onto Matt connecting with a
knee. Now Matt standing. H-E executes a neck breaker. Highly
Exlposive grabs M A Double T and twists Matt upside down before
slamming them with a Tombstone piledriver! Buzz counts. ...1 ...2
...3 ]
Guybrush - H-E has won the match!
Sacha - The winner of this match, and still ICW Heavyweight
champion, Highly Exlposive!!!
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ROODY POO RUMBLE RESULTS
Internet Championship Wrestling Pay-Per-View ROODY POO RUMBLE in association with ShinraSound
CARD:
MATCH 1:
ICW INTER-NET CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
MURRAY vs. TARZAN
MATCH 2:
D-C-X CHAMPIONSHIP TRIPLE-THREAT MATCH
CORNEY vs. ICE vs. THE GUVNA
MATCH 3:
FATS N' SMALL CAGE MATCH
TOO FAT vs. MURRAY
MATCH 4:
ICW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP OVER THE TOP ROPE TORNADO
BUFFY + CHANI vs. MILLENIUM MONSTERS
MATCH 5:
FIRST BLOOD MATCH
MATT vs. THE MIKE
MATCH 6:
ROYAL RUMBLE FOR UNDISPUTED NUMBER-ONE CONTENDERSHIP OF ICW
HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
EVERYONE IN ICW EXCEPT THE CHAMPION
RESULTS:
[Fireworks
blare around the arena, lighting up the ceiling and the ecstatic
crowd]
Guybrush:Well, hello ICW fans!I'm your brand new commentator,
Guybrush!And seated here with me is the new ICW ring announcer
and color commentator, Sasha!
Sasha:Heya, Guybrush, hi everyone watching at home, and we have
guarantees from the commissioner that tonight something big will
happen!And ICW President The Mike went further, saying earlier
today that tonight would be the end of an era!
[The lights go out, red mist creeps around the ringside area and
the Ministry's haunting music plays.Flames encircle a small pit
on the stage, and Murray rises up through it, carrying his
chalice of blood.]
Sasha:You know, there are rumours that M A Double T's blood is in
there.
[Murray climbs the steps, climbs through the ropes, and walks to
the centre of the ring]
Sasha[over the microphone]:This match is scheduled for one fall
and is for the ICW Inter-Net Championship.In the ring, the
champion, from The Darkside, Murray!
[The crowd give Murray a mixed reaction.Then, golden fireworks
shoot off and Tarzan, in his gold suit, walks down to the ring]
Sasha:And his opponent, from Las Vegas, the challenger, Tarzan!
[As Tarzan steps onto the apron, the lights dim and cool music
interrupts his own theme.Too Fat walks into the ring and hands
Sasha a card]
Guybrush:Hey do I see The Mike's signature on that?
Sasha:And their opponent..
Guybrush:What?
Sasha:..In this triangle match, weighing in at 500 pounds, Too
Fat!
[Sasha steps back out of the ring and sits at the announce table
as the bell rings and the match begins.]
Guybrush:What's going on?
[Too Fat and Murray immediately go for each other, kicking out at
each other.Tarzan steps in and attacks Murray, and is grabbed by
Too Fat and suplexed!Murray watches on as Too Fat puts Tarzan in
an armlock, and then Tarzan escapes and Murray tosses T-F with a
hiptoss!]
Guybrush:WOW!What power from little Murray!
[Murray grabs Too Fat by the throat and begins to choke him.Too
Fat gets up and reverses an attempted bodyslam by Murray and
turns it into a belly-back suplex.Tarzan grabs Murray's leg and
goes for a figure-four, but Murray twists out and Tarzan is
hiptossed by T-F.]
Guybrush:Oh, wait!Tarzan reversed it!He's hiptossed T-F!Wow!!
[Too Fat stands right back up, and Murray and Tarzan both grab at
his side and go for a double suplex.]
Sasha:Hey!Cheats!
Guybrush:Looking for the suplex..I doubt they can lift...Oh
MY!Too Fat just lifted both his opponents up and slammed them
with a double suplex!He's got his arms covering both.
[The referee kneels down and begins the count.]
Sasha:One...two...three!
[Sasha climbs back into the ring to announce the winner]
Sasha:Your winner, and new ICW Inter-Net Champion, Too Fat!
[The competitors leave the area one by one, Murray glaring
angrily at T-F]
Guybrush:I doubt this feud is over.Ok, next match coming up,
another three way one, this time a Triple Threat match for the
Corporate Championship!
Sasha:This match is a Triple-Threat match and is for the
D-Corporation X Corporate Championship.Coming down to the ring,
representing D-C-X, the co-champions Corney and Ice, and The
Guvna!
[The D-C-X theme hits, the lights dim and turn green and Ice and
Corney walk down to the ring, carrying the belt between them.Ice
leaps over the ropes while Corney hands the belt over to the ref
and then the lights return and HBK's music fires up as The Guvna
makes his entrance!]
Guybrush:Listen to this reaction for The Guvna!I can hardly hear
myself talk.Welcome back Sasha!I was just saying...
Sasha:Yeah, I heard you.You were shouting.
[The Guvna climbs into the ring and the bell rings as the match
begins.The Guvna goes for a hiptoss but Corney reverses it.Then
Ice leaps violently off the ropes and clocks Corney with a
spinning heel kick as The Guvna struggles to his feet.Corney gets
back up, a little dazed, and Ice grabs him from behind and slams
him back down with a pump-handle slam!]
Guybrush:Look at that!What a slam!Corney hits back with a
bodyslam and The Guvna goes to work on Ice's leg.He pulls Ice
back to his feet and goes for a super kick but Ice ducks and
whacks The Guvna with a spinning heel kick!The Guvna recieves a
Crucifix Powerbomb from Ice, and Corney gets a suplex.]
Sasha:Whoa!Ice's pretty strong for such a small guy.Well, small
compared to most other wrestlers who throw their opponents around
like that...
Guybrush:Hahaha!
Sasha:What?
Guybrush:Never mind.An elbow drop from Ice on Corney!The Guvna's
sitting back now..Ice has Corney hooked up for another
suplex...Jackhammer!
[Corney gets back up and lans a dropkick on Ice.The three men
break into an all out brawl, with Ice occasionally suplexing his
opponents.He throws The Guvna into the ropes with a belly-belly
overhead suplex.]
Guybrush:Ice'll be dangerous in the Rumble with moves like
that.Remember he cleaned house the last time we had a battle
royal with that move!Going for another Powerbomb on Corney...
Sasha:Reversed!Back body drop by Corney!And The Guvna and Corney
now brawling!Oooh, what a shot to Corney's jaw!
Guybrush:Ice is back up!He's got The Guvna locked in an overhead
belly-to-belly suplex!Oh my!
Sasha:Aaaaah!
Guybrush:The Guvna was thrown right over the ropes and onto our
announce table!And Ice kicks Corney in the gut...Stunner!Ice has
got the Ice Cold Stunner on Corney.He's got the pin...1...2...3!!
[Sasha stands up and steps over The Guvna and into the ring to
announce the winner.]
Sasha:You're winner and new D-C-X Corporate Champion...Ice!
[The D-C-X theme hits again, and Ice, Corney and The Guvna slowly
return to their locker-room, the fans chanting for D-Corporation
X.]
Sasha:This non-title match is a Steel Cage match.Introducing
first, the ICW Inter-Net Champion, Too Fat!
[T-F gets a huge reception from the crowd as his cool music plays
and he comes back down to the ring.He climbs through the ropes as
the cage quietly lowers...]
Sasha:And his opponent, from The Darkside, representing The
Ministry...Murray!
[The Ministry's eerie music plays and Murray walks slowly down to
the ring, and slides under the cage just before it settles down
on the apron.The bell rings and the match starts, with Sasha
locked in the cage with T-F and Murray!]
Sasha:Hey!Let me out!Aaah!
Guybrush:Uh-oh....
[Murray trips up Too Fat and then pulls him back up and slams him
into the cage.Murray continues to knock Too Fat to the floor.He
kicks at him while he's down and slams his head into the cage
when he gets up.]
Guybrush:Well, a good strategy here from Murray, keeping the big
man down...Oh no, it won't work for long!Too Fat has Murray by
the neck, are we gonna see a chokeslam?No!A kick to the
midsection by Murray!Oh my!A viscious Bone Cold Stunner!!Murray's
scrambling up the cage like a cat!Too Fat's back up...But too
late!Murray has leapt from the top of the cage to the floor and
picked up a victory!
[The bell rings.]
Sasha:Your winner in this non-title match....Murray!Can I get out
of here now?
[Too Fat pulls the lock right off and kicks the door open.He
steps out into the aisle, and Murray runs back down towards him
with his chalice.He drinks from the chalice and spits the blood
at Too Fat, but he ducks and the blood gets Sasha!]
Guybrush:Oh no...she's not going to be happy...
Sasha:Aaaaaaaagh!
[Too Fat grabs Murray, drags him back into the cage, gives him a
piledriver right into the middle of the ring and drags his limp
skeletal body over to a corner.The crowd cheer loudly!]
Guybrush:Oh no, not this!!Ah, he's climbing..first rope...second
rope...no, not the THIRD ROPE!Wait!No!He's stil climbing!Right at
the top of the cage!No!!!
[Too Fat jumps down from the top of the cage and lands right on
Murray's chest!!]
Guybrush:He could have pierced lungs or broken ribs!Oh my!!Uh,
welcome back Sasha...
Sasha:Don't say anything.
Guybrush:But its what I'm paid for....
[Medics cart off Murray quickly and Too Fat heads back up the
ramp as his music plays.Then the Ministry's music cuts in again,
and Chani and Buffy, the tag team champions, walk down to the
ring as the cage is lifted back up.]
Sasha:This tornado match is for the ICW Tag Team
Championship!Introducing first, the champions, representing the
Ministry...Buffy and Chani!And their opponents, from "The
Year Two Thousand", The Millenium Monsters, Bodzilla and
Bruiser!
[A timer appears on the BigScreen, counting down from
5...4...3...2...1.BOOM!Fireworks flare up from the stage and the
Millenium Monsters make their entrance!They slide into the ring
and are immediately attacked by the champions as Sasha sits back
down.]
Guybrush:The bell hasn't even rung yet...There it goes.The match
is on!Buffy is brawling with Bodzilla while Chani takes down
Bruiser...ooh big kick by Buffy...And The Impaler!Ow!Bodzilla
just got The Impaler.Hiptoss on Chani by Bruiser..And he's
turning his attention now to Buffy.Whoa, she's got a hurricanrana
on Bodzilla!And he landed akwardly there!But Bruiser's grabbed
her from behind..going for a suplex...What a reversal by
Buffy!But Bruiser is hitting back with a...DDT!And now Bodzila is
back up..The Millenium Monsters are double teaming Chani..They're
beating her to the ground!Stop this!!Two huge men beating on one
small woman!!
Sasha:Well, equal opportunities...
[Buffy scrambles back up and taps Bodzilla on the shoulder.He
turns, ducks her punch and gives her some Sweet Chin Music!!]
Guybrush:Wow!Buffy's down...No, she's back up.Bruiser climbing
the ropes...and Buffy hits the ropes!Ow!Bad landing for
Bruiser!!And Buffy is going up after him...SUPERPLEX!Wow!Bodzilla
just got clocked by Chani and a clothesline too!The Monsters are
standing back up.Oooh my!A big right hand just knocked Chani out
cold and here's Bruiser going for the pin..And Buffy is rolling
up Bodzilla from behind!The ref's counting...1...2...3!Who did he
count?Who won the match?Sasha?
[The referee jumps down from the ring and whispers to Sasha
before she takes up the microphone and announces the winners.]
Sasha:Ladies and gentlemen...The referee's desiscion, this match
is a DRAW.Therefore, still ICW Tag Team Champions, Buffy and
Chani!!
Guybrush:Well, its fair I suppose..Champions retain on a draw...
[Bodzilla grabs the microphone from Sasha]
Bodzilla:Hey!Just a minute.We won this match, we pinned them!We
should be champions...Alright, tell you what, The Millenium
Monsters will take you on Monday night and take what's theirs!And
we'll have some special rules to ensure you can't cheat your way
out of the match!
[The Monsters leave, followed by the Ministry members.Then the
crowd cheer loudly and jump to their feet as they hear M A Double
T's music hit "If you smell what the Matt is cooking!!"
Matt appears on the stage, singing out his own theme, and walks
down to the ring with the crowd chanting his name.He steps up
onto the ropes and begins to speak as his music fades away.]
Matt:Finally The Matt has come back from suspension!And M A
Double T is not too happy about being suspended for no good
reason.But right now I have something far more important to do,
and that is to make The Mike bleed!And we all know that jabroni
bleeds monkey pi---
[Matt is cut off as the lights go out and a bell tolls.The
Ministry's eerie music plays, and The Mike walks out onto the
stage, Ninja along side him.]
Guybrush:Looks like Ninja is no longer in his wheelchair after
that miracle recoverery on Fury yesterday!
[The Ministry leaders walk down the ramp as green lights begin to
flicker.Ninja looks around, confused.The Mike steps into the
ring, leaving Ninja on the outside, and pulls out his golden
microphone.]
The Mike:Just one little bit of buisness...The ICW Roody Poo
Rumble was originally for the number one contendership of the
heavyweight belt.However, seeing as our current champion
has...long term...injuries, I have decided to vacate the title,
therefore the winner of the Rumble shall be the new ICW
heavyweight champion!Now, lets go, Matt!
Guybrush:What?We're going to have a new champion here
tonight!Ninja does not look happy.
[Before Matt can attack Mike, green fireworks shoot off creating
an X behind him.Ninja is looking more and more puzzled.Once the
smoke clears, Matt leaps at Mike and hits him with a spinning
heel kick.He goes for another, but Mike counters with a drop
kick.]
Sasha:This is a first blood match...eh, I hate blood....scheduled
for one bleed..uh...and the competitors, in the ring, Matt and
Mike!
Guybrush:Was that really nessessary?
Sasha:Yep.Its my job.I'm paid to do it.
Guybrush:Very funny...Mike here with an arm lock...and slams down
Matt and changes it to a leg lock...M A Double t is back
up...Mike misses the kick..Claw!Matt has the Mandible Claw on
Mike!Mike escaped, and the two are going at it with a flurry of
punches and kicks!
Sasha:Just takes a good punch to start a nose bleed....
Guybrush:Matt, behind Mike now...Pump-handle slam!And an elbow
drop for good measure...And Mikes back up..going for a
CHOKESlam..Matt reverses into a hip--no, Mike reverses that into
a hiptoss of his own!
[Mike hits the ropes and gets dropkicked by Matt.Mike gets back
up, gets knocked back down a few times, but dodges a punch and
swings around Matt in a spinning DDT!]
Guybrush:What a spinning DDT by Mike!Matt's head bounced off the
canvas...he may be bleeding.
Sasha:Nah...no blood.Another spinning DDT...Mike's grabbing
Matt's legs...Oh no, don't!Wait, he's turning him over...Gates of
Hell!The Mike has locked the Gates of Hell on Matt!
Guybrush:There's no way out, no rope breaks, no submission...
[Suddenly a huge cheer comes up from the crowd.]
Guybrush:Wait, here's Ice!!He's in the ring, and he's pulling The
Mike off Matt.And they're brawling!!
[Ice is punched over the top rope but lands on his feet and grabs
the chair from under Sasha.]
Sasha:Hey!My chair!
Guybrush:What's he doing with that chair...Oh no, he's in the
ring.Mike is going for the Corporate Elbow!
[A cheer goes up from the crowd as Mike positions Matt in the
centre of the ring and kicks his shoulder.Mike hits one rope,
jumps the body, hits the other, does a little dance and hits with
the Corporate Elbow!He picks Matt up and gets ready to lift him
into a Tombstone position when another cheer goes up as Ice
enters the ring with a chair!He swings at Mike, but The Mike
ducks and Ice hits M A Double T!The ref calls for the bell!]
Guybrush:Mike wins!Matt is busted open!He's bleeding!Oh, what the
hell now?Oops.
[The lights go out.The Ministry's music plays.Red lighting fills
the arena and the entire Ministry, Mike, Chani, Buffy, Murray and
Ninja are standing on the stage while D-C-X are out cold, covered
in blood in the centre of the ring.Mike raises his hand and
reveals a belt.The lights return.]
Guybrush:Hey!That's the Corporate Belt!Mike's stolen the D-C-X
Corporate Belt!
Sasha:Well, he did BUY the thing...
[The Ministry leave and D-C-X are awoken and stalk off angrily.]
Guybrush:We're just clearing the ring here and the Rumble is up
next!And remember its for the ICW Heavyweight title!
[The first entrant of the Rumble is Too Fat.He looks like the
favourite, but Tarzan, BBRD, Ice, The Guvna, Buffy and Mike all
manage to tip him over the top rope, but are all pulled over at
the same time!]
Guybrush:Oh my!We just lost almost the whole roster in one
go!We've only got four people left!And here comes the
first...Bruiser!
[One minute later]
Guybrush:And who's next?Bodzilla!The Millenium Monsters are going
to go at it here!
[The Monsters shake hands and begin to fight, but neither gets an
advantage.]
Guybrush:Next its...Chani!
[One minute and more fighting and brawling, plus a risky Senton
Bomb on Bruiser by Chani later, the crowd is again on its feet.]
Sasha:Finally The Matt has entered the Roody Poo Rumble!!
[Chani runs over to Matt and gives him a spinning heel kick
immediately.The Millenium Monsters battle with each other while
she pounds Matt with punches and clotheslines.She thens turns
back to Bruiser, only to get a Pump-handle slam from Matt!She
hits back with another spinning heel kick and throws Matt from
one corner to another and begins to pound his head.Meanwhile,
Bruiser is thrown to the ropes by his partner and is given a body
drop right over the top and out of the ring and the Rumble!]
Guybrush:And there's Bruiser gone!Three me---people left!
Sasha:Hmmm...
[Chani spears Bodzilla and punches him until Matt recovers and
drags her off.Bruiser and Matt double team her and try but fail
several times to throw her over the rope.Then Matt turns on
Bodzilla and gives him the Mandible Claw!]
Guybrush:Well, every m--person for themselves!
[The three brawl with each other, the momentum spining wildly
between them.Chani begins to hang back as Bodzilla starts to
dominate Matt and tosses him over the rope!]
Guybrush:And there goes M A Double T!
[Chani goes for a hurricanrana, but Bodzilla slams her onto the
mat, picks her back up by the legs, and swings her right over the
top rope onto Matt!The bell rings and the referee hands the ICW
Heavyweight title to Bodzilla.]
Sasha:You're winner, and NEW ICW Heavyweight
Champion...Bodzilla!!
Guybrush:What the??Bodzilla is the Champion!!
[The lights go out and The Ministry's music plays again...]
Guybrush:Uh-oh...
[The lights return, and the entire Ministry is in the ring,
destroying the Millenium Monsters.Chani pulls a bag out from
under the ring and pours tacks out over the canvas.The Mike and
Murray then grab a Millenium Monster each and Tombstone them
right onto the tacks!]
Guybrush:NO!!!Oh my!Right on their heads!
Sacha:AaaaaaH!
[Ninja slides into the ring, picks up Bodzilla and gives him the
Double-Arm-DDT right onto the tacks before doing the same with
Bruiser.]
Guybrush:No!Get medics out here!!Now!Whoa!
[The copyright ShinraCorporation logo appears and all four ring
posts errupt in gouts of flame as the Roody Poo Rumble goes off
the air.]
APOCALYPSE RESULTS
Internet
Championship Wrestling Pay-Per-View APOCALYPSE in association
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CARD
???? vs. BBRD
TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH:
MIKE + ICE vs. MILLENIUM MONSTERS
ICW INTER-NET CHAMPIONSHIP
THE GUVNA vs. MURRAY
ICW HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH WITH HARDCORE RULES
CORNEY vs. BBRD
BUFFY vs. CHANI
ICW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH 3-ON-1
NINJA vs. MATT, ICE + THE GUVNA
RESULTS:
Apocalypse got underway with the introduction of the newest
addition to the roster, Tarzan.He came down during a firework
display, dressed in gold.He was followed by BBRD, the "Bum
Man", and the match began.
BBRD opens up with a backbreaker, and pounds Tarzan with some
powerful suplexes, powerbombs and bulldogs.
GR:Oh no, Tarzan has BBRD by the throat...CHOKESLAM!
BBRD recovers and beats his opponent some more before going for
the pin.
GR:1...2...3.He's got the victory!
The tag team champions hit the ring, and before their opponents
could get halfway down the aisle, a pretty p'd off Mike leapt
over the ropes and hit both of them with a flying dropkick.The
match was announced by Ice to be No Holds Barred, and he threw
some weapons into the ring while Mike threw the Millenium
Monsters in.The bell rang and Mike started off against Bodzilla.
Bodzilla begins by dodging a shot from Mike and hitting him with
Sweet Chin Music.Mike then tags in Ice who beats Bodzilla enough
to force him to tag in Bruiser.Bruiser destroys Ice, who then
tags Mike back in.Mike gathers up some weapons and KOs both
Bruiser and Bodzilla, before Ice hits Bruiser with a Crucifix
Powerbomb and Mike hits with a senton bomb before going for the
pin and getting the win.
GR:Wow!A Senton Bomb right off the top rope...He's covered him,
1...2...3!
As Dave comes down to the ring, the lights suddenly go out and an
eerie red mist fills the arena.The lights return again and the
cage has lowered over the ring, and Murray has suddenly appeared
inside it.
GR:What the heck's going on?I think Murray wants this match to be
a steel cage match!Wow!
Dave enters the cage and the match begins.He gives Murray a
hanging suplex, the red mist still floating around.Murray gets up
and dazes the Guvna with a few hard right hands before giving him
the double-arm DDT, followed by a powerbomb.The Guvna tries to
fight back with a host of suplexes, but Murray gets straight back
up.He then hits a Crucifix Powerbomb on The Guvna and begins to
really dominate with huge moves.The Guvna tries to stop him
climbing the cage with some holds, but Murray then rakes his
eyes, temporarily blinding The Guvna, allowing Murray to climb
out of the cage and become the new ICW Inter-Net Champion!!
GR:He's going over, he drops to the floor.The bell has rung,
Murray is the champion!But I'll bet this isn't the last time we
see Murray and The Guvna go at it...And why does an evil, demonic
skeleton have a name like Murray?
Corney is followed down to the ring by his train, who no longer
have security guards with them to protect them from BBRD, who
runs right up behind them.But Corney spots him and throws him
into the ring before he can do any damage, and the HardCore match
gets underway, with Corney's Hos supporting him on the outside of
the ring.BBRD starts with a sidewalk slam followed by a
Gorrilla-Press Slam.He throws Corney into the corner and puts him
up on the top rope to give him a superplex.Corney recovers,
however, and hits BBRD with am Impaler, right onto the
bell!Corney then whacks his opponent several times with the same
bell, with the crowd and his train both cheering him on.BBRD
grabs the bell and hits Corney with it, and as Corney tries to
stand back up, BBRD picks up a trashcan and swings it at him,
nailing him right in the back of the head, causing him to
bleed.BBRD tries to break his opponent's leg while Corney is on
the ground, but the D-C-X member manages to wriggle out, only to
be knocked back down again with the bell.While Corney is down,
BBRD smashes the bell into him, the bell making a high note with
a low blow.Corney hits back with a low blow of his own, but is
still dazed, and gets whacked again by the bell.BBRD goes for the
cover, but corney throws him off at the last second!
GR:Ow, that must've hurt!He's going for the pin...1...2...3,
no!Corney's kicked out!What tremendous strength!
Corney suplexes BBRD, and then hits him with the Dominator.He
pummels him in the corner for a while, and then goes for a
trashcan to finish BBRD off with.But BBRD grabs the bell again,
dodges Corney's swing and clocks him!Corney struggles back up and
tries to grab a cane, but is KO'd by another massive bell shot
and pinned.
GR:I think Corney must have brain damage by now!1..2..3!BBRD is
the new HardCore champion!
Buffy then hit the ring, telling the officials to leave the
weapons littering the ring after the previous match.She then said
that the follwoing match was to be a HardCore First Blood
Match!Chani then ran to the ring and the bell, having been saved
from the clutches of BBRD, was rung.
Chani smashes Buffy with an Enziguri and stamps on her.Buffy gets
up and the two exchange a huge number of high impact, athletic
moves.Eventually, Buffy is knocked out by another Enziguri right
into the back of her head.Chani picks her up and throws her right
out of the ring, Buffy's head smashing on the ground and blood
pours out of it.The ref calls for the bell and Chani wins!
GR:Ouch!That's all I'm gonna say!Just OUCH!.
Finally, The Matt has come back to the ICW Arena!And he comes
back, along with the rest of D-C-X, for this three on one match
for the ICW heavyweight title!M A Double T, Ice and ? entered the
ring, with the other members of D-C-X staying on the outside.Then
the lights went out, and Ninja/Jabroni's music played, with no
sign of Ninja!Last Monday on Mayhem he was apparently shot by The
Mike, although the program went off the air before it could be
clearly seen one way or the other.But reports say that The Mike
didn't actually fire the gun, but a gunshot sound was played over
the speakers.It turned out this was true, as Ninja suddenly
appeared behind D-C-X in the ring, having come from the crowd,
and began to attack them as the bell rang!
Ninja begins by knocking down Ice, but is then hit from behind by
Matt with a Microphone.Ninja dodges a few wweapon shots from The
Guvna, all of which seem to end up hitting Ice!Ice and The Guvna
then pound Ninja and utterly destroy him before Matt tells them
to move aside, and M A Double T goes for the pin.He stands over
Ninja and the special guest referee, The President of ICW and
Shinra, The Mike slides into the ring and begins the count.
GR:1..2..3!WHAT!It's three dammit!
Mike flips off Matt after counting the two and slides back out of
the ring!Ninja then rolls Matt up from behind while M A DOuble
was trying to go after Mike!The ref slides back into the ring and
gives Ninja a quick count, making him the new ICW Heavyweight
Champion!!!Ninja, Mike and Chani leave as Apocalypse goes off the
air, followed closely by an angry D-Corporation X!!
NO CHANCE...RESULTS
PPV: NO CHANCE....
RESULTS:
<the lights dim and loud music plays.Fireworks erupt all
around the arena and the lights flash back on>
Commentator:Hello everyone I'm your host, good ol' GR!Welcome to
the second ever ICW Pay-Per-View, No Chance!
<the lights at the entrance turn green and then the D-C-X
theme blares over the speakers>
GR:And here we go with the first match of this evening, Ice is
coming down to defend his HardCore championship against the
former champ, Corney!
<Ice runs to the ring, leaps over the ropes and does several
crotch chops as green fireworks lauch to form an X above the
ring>
<The Godfather's music then plays as Corney comes down to the
ring, followed the longest Ho train in history, followed by some
security guards.
GR:Looks like we hve security here in case BBRD shows up again.
<the bell rings and Corney starts off with a bodyslam>
<Corney grabs Head and smashes it into Ice twice before Ice
gives Corney a low blow>
<The two grapple and Corney turns around and locks his arm
around Ice's head.He drops to the ground and gives Ice a
Stunner!>
GR:Hey, that was Ice's finisher!Ice is dazed!And here's Corney
going up top...Ow!He got an elbow drop on Ice!"
<Ice gets up and hits Corney with another low-blow before
grabbing a TV Monitor and smashing it over Corney's head.The
crowd go nuts and cheer on both men>
GR:Hey, my monitor!
<Corney hits the deck, bleeding, and grabs Head again.He
clocks Ice with it and then knocks him out with a reverse
Pump-handle slam>
GR:Climbing the turn-buckle again.Corney shouldn't pose too much
up there!Here's Ice off the ropes, and Corney lands somewhat
gingerly, if you excuse the pun.I wasn't talking about his hair.
<Ice grabs the remains of the monitor and smashes it over
Corney>
<Corney gets back up and hits Ice from behind with Head as he
was stirring up the crowd.He then smacks a camera into Ice before
he is suplexed almost right out of the ring>
<As Ice grabs for another camera, Corney comes up behind him
and hits with the Pimp Drop!>
GR:He's going for the cover now!1....2....3!Yes, Corney has it.He
is the new HardCore Champion!
Ring Announcer:Here is your winner, and NEW ICW HardCore
Champion, Corney!
<Corney takes the belt and leaves the ring with his Hos and
the security guards.Ice argues with the referee about a fast
count before leaving as well>
<The crowd goes crazy again as The Guvna appears in his jeans
and Stone Cold T-Shirt, singing HBK's theme tune!>
Ring Announcer:Coming down to the ring, the Champion, The Guvna!
<The lights suddenly go off and red light appears as a bell
tolls loudly.Murray appears and is also given a good reception
from the crowd.He drinks from his chalice as he comes down the
aisle and then leaves it on the apron before climbing into the
ring>
Ring Announcer:And his opponent....From Blood Island, The
Caribbean, Murray!
<HBK's music plays again and excites the crowd, before
Bodzilla appears.He is booed out of the building as he poses in
the ring and flexes his muscles>
Ring Announcer:And their opponent...From "The Gym",
Bodzilla!
<The bell rings and the triangle match for the Inter-Net
Championship begins>
<Murray starts off by dropkicking The Guvna before suplexing
him>
<Bodzilla attacks Murray and the two brawl as The Guvna leaves
the ring to chat with the ring announcer>
<Murray puts the Sharpshooter on Bodzilla, who manages to
escape>
<The Guvna runs back into the ring before he is counted out
and then leaves again>
<The Guvna taunts the other two athletes before re-entering
the ring and hitting Bodzilla with a Dominator>
<Murray grabs The Guvna from behind and slams him down>
<The Guvna gets up and hits Murray with a Rock Bottom>
<Bodzilla and The Guvna brawl until Murray wakes up and knocks
The Guvna down with a Crucifix Power-Bomb>
<Bodzilla climbs the turnbuckle and give Murray an axe-handle
smash>
GR:Ow, he whacked Murray there!And he landed with his foot in a
rather painful area on The Guvna!Oh here we go, Sweet Chin
Music...but what a dodge by Murray!Ah!He turned around right into
a...CHOKESLAM.Bodzilla missed the Sweet Chin Music, but hit a
chokeslam on Murray!
<The Guvna gets up around the same time as Murray and hits him
with the Rock Bottom.He then runs out the ring and is chased by
Bodzilla.The two brawl as Murray gets up and heads over to the
ropes>
GR:Murray's grabbed the ropes...Up he goes!WOW!He flew right into
The Guvna!I think the Owner's brother is out cold!And Murray
now...He's got Bodzilla up...And he's Crucifix Powerbombed
Bodzilla!Bodzilla is out!The Guvna and Murray scramble back into
the ring..and The ref has counted Bodzilla out!
<Murray and The Guvna brawled, and Murray knocked The Guvna
out cold with some powerful moves.Then Buffy appeared at the
entrance, holding a stake in her hand!The crowd went nuts, and
Murray panicked, but then BBRD came at Buffy from behind and
knocked grabbed her.He dragged her off and knocked out the camera
man who tried to follow.Murray turned aorund and went for the pin
on The Guvna, who kicked out at the last second.He knocked Murray
down and went for the pin, but Murray rolled away, jumped up and
gave The Guvna a ONe-Handed Chokeslam!>
GR:CHOKESLAM CITY!Here we go now, the cover...1...2...3!Murray
wins!
Ring Announcer:Your winner, and again the ICW Inter-Net Champion,
Murray!!
Ring Announcer:This Tag Team match is scheduled for one fall and
is for the ICW Tag Team Championship.Introducing first, the
Champions, representing D-Corporation X, The Owner of ICW, The
Mike, and Ice!
<D-C-X's theme plays again as Ice and The Mike hit the
ring>
Ring Announcer:And their opp---
<The Mike grabs a microphone and cuts off the ring
announcer>
Mike:Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all
ages...D-Corporation X proudly brings to you its ICW Tag Team
Champions of the wooooooorrld, The Mike and Ice!
Ring Announcer:And THEIR OPPONENTS---
Ice:And if your not down with D-C-X, we got two words for ya,
SCREW YOU!
Ring Announcer:And their opponents, also representing D-C-X, The
Guvna and M A Double T!
<"Do You smell what the Matt is cookin'?" blares
over the speakers as M A Double T heads to the ring.The Guvna,
having recovered from his previous match, slides into the ring
also.Matt then takes the mike from The Mike>
Matt:Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, Jabronis of all
genders.D-Corporation X proudly brings to you its soon to be ICW
Tag Team Champions of the Worrrrlllllld, that M to the A to that
Double T, and The G to the U to The V to the A, the Old Age
Pensioners.Nya-ha, just kiddin'!And you know that the OAPs always
like to kick that Chiz Nit doggy style....with all ya mommas!
<The bell finally rang and the match began>
<Matt suplexes Mike, who tags in Ice as he falls.Ice jumps
over the ropes and hits Matt with a Downward Spiral>
<The Guvna hits the ring and Gorrila-Press-Slams Mike while
Ice Jacknives Matt>
<Matt gets up and hits Ice with a Rock Bottom.He begins
showboating and is low-blowed by Ice>
<Matt gets up and tries to tag in The Guvna, but is grabbed by
Ice and given the Pump-Handle Slam before he reaches his
partner>
<Matt eventually gets the tag and hits Ice with the Rock
Bottom as The Guvna enters he ring>
<Mike runs in and gives a Rock Bottom of his own to Matt
before hitting him with a spinning splash as Ice and The Guvna
brawl in the background>
<Ice then tags in The Mike and turns around to give a Downward
Spiral to The Guvna.Mike goes for the pin, but Matt runs in to
break the count, only to be Speared by Ice!>
<Mike slams The Guvna down hard, and fighting two matches in a
row gets the better of The Guvna, who is pinned>
GR:1...2...3!Matt can't make the save.He was too late.That spear
took it out of him!What a title defence from Ice and Mike!
Ring Announcer:Your winners, and still ICW Tag Team Champions,
Ice and The Mike!
Ring Announcer:This match is a battle royal for the ICW
Heavyweight Championship!
<The Mike, Matt and Ice remained in the ring as Ninja made his
way down the aisle, minus his mask>
Mike:Hey, Ninja, didn't you QUIT?Get out of here!
Ninja:Oh, Ninja quit, but JABRONI sure didn't!Matt, you thought
you could get rid of me by throwing me off a roof?Well...it's
alive!And you wanna know how?Your little girl friend, Mike,
helped my and healed me.And you think she's turned to your side?
Well, eh-eh, that ain't gonna happen!Now get outta my way so I
can win the Heavyweight belt.I am the ONLY heavywieght here and
I'll be damned if I'm gonna let a little runt like any of you
keep that title!
Mike:Well, of course you are the only heavyweight here, you fat
ass!
Matt:Speaking of asses...
<The crowd cheer, knowing whats about to come>
Matt:I notice that this fat ass, jambroni, ravioli, whatever you
call it is missing his speaking device..
Ninja/Jabroni:My name is Jabr--
Matt:IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!And I know exactly what
you can do once you find your missing speaking device.Take it,
take all the batteries out, shiiiiiiine it up real nice, turn it
sideways, and shove straight up your candy ass!
<Ninja was infuriated and he ran into the ring as the bell
rang>
<Ninja was dropkicked by Ice, who then went for a grapple, but
was thumbed in he eye by the cheating Jabroni>
<Matt recieved a one-handed chokeslam from Mike>
<Ice got up and speared Jabroni>
<Ice then threw the stunned Jabroni into the ropes and tossed
him right over>
<Ice came up behind Matt and kicked him in the back.Matt
turned around and was over-head suplexed over the ropes!>
<Ice tried for a low-blow on Mike as he went got up, by Mike
dodged and hit him with a one-handed chokeslam>
<Ice got up and gave Mike an over-head suplex, but he didn't
throw him far enough>
<Ice and Mike brawled and eventually Ice dazed Mike with a
hard right hand and over-head suplexed him over the ropes>
Ring Announcer:Your winner, and still ICW Heavyweight Champion of
the World, Ice!
<D-C-X left to the locker rooms, Ice still celebrating his
win.The ring announcer proclaimed the next match>
Ring Announcer:This match is scheduled for one fall, and is a
D-C-X initiation Test.Introducing first, Buffy the Vampire
Slayer.
<Buffy quickly walked to the ring with her theme music
playing>
Ring Announcer:And her opponent, from parts unknown, represnting
D-C-X, Chani
<Chani ran down to the ring with the D-C-X theme playing.She
danced around for a bit in the middle of the ring as fireworks
went off before the match began>
<Buffy started well with a few hiptosses and spinning DDTs.She
went for Sweet Chin Music on Chani, but the D-C-X member
dodged>
<The two brawled and beat each other mercilessly.The match was
actually more violent than most male fights>
<Chani looked to be taking the lead with an Enzigrui, but
Buffy knocked her down again with some viscious knees to the
stomach>
<Buffy then went behind Chani and knocked her out with a
bulldog.She smashed Chani a few more times with powerful moves
and then went for the pin>
GR:This is incredible!What a suplex!I think Chani has been
knocked senseless...Buffy goes for the pin...1..2..3!
Ring Announcer:Your winner, and now representing D-Corporation X,
Buffy!
<Chani awoke to see Buffy celebrating above her.She went crazy
and leapt up.She knocked the ring announcer down by spearing
Buffy right into her>
<The lights went out and Ninja's haunting music played over
the speakers.Red lights flickered>
<The lights came back on.Chani had disappeared, and Buffy was
lying out cold, covered in a strange orange liquid>
<Once everything was cleaned up and Buffy carried away to
recover, the second main event got underway>
Ring Announcer:Ladies and gentlemen, this match is a Suvivor
Series match.Introducing first, representing D-Corporation, the
special guest referee, the Owner of ICW, the President of The
Shinra Corporation, The Mike!
<The Mike came down, followed by the rest of D-C-X, minus
Chani and Buffy>
<Jabroni, Murray, BBRD and Bodzilla then ran into the ring and
fought Matt, Corney, The Guvna and Ice>
<All 8 men brawled and the action spilled all around the
arena.The Mike grabbed a camera and followed Matt and Jabroni
around.They went into the parking lot, where Corney had ko'd
Bodzilla>
<Mike made a quick count but Bodzilla kicked out>
<Eventually everyone made their way back to the ring.All the
men in Jabroni's team were dazed, and each member of D-C-X hit
with their finisher at the same time!The Mike counted
1...2...3.Everyone in Jabroni's team, except Jabroni himself were
eliminated.Jabroni clocked The Mike and ko'd him, and then Chani
ran into the ring with The Mike's Corporate belt.She swung it at
Jabroni, but he dodged and Matt was knocked down.Jabroni covered
Matt and The Mike counted, not seeing what was going on.Matt was
eliminated!>
<Jabroni then gave a double chokeslam to Ice and The Guvna and
went to pin the two of them, but The Mike had regained his senses
and gave him the double bird.Ninja then grabbed Mike by the
throat and the guest ref called for the bell, disqualifying the
last member of Jabroni's team.Chani attacked Jabroni from behind
before he could chokeslam The Mike, and then Buffy ran to the
ring, still suffering the after effects from a "ginge
attack" from Jabroni.But instead of attacking Jabroni, she
speared Chani and pounded her.All hell broke loose as all D-C-X
and Jabroni's team brawled.Eventually, everyone had fought their
way out of the arena except for The Mike, Jabroni and Buffy.Buffy
took a stake from her pocket and attacked Mike with it, but he
doged and knocked her out with Sweet Chin Music into the back of
her head.Then he Rock Bottomed Jabroni and gave him the Corporate
Elbow as No Chance went off the air>
WINTERSLAM RESULTS
MATCH 1: Turned into a triple threat match when a man going by the name of Bodzilla entered into the fray.He was quickly pinned by BBRD though, while The Guvna stood on as his championship slipped away!Before the match had even begun, Bodzilla had made an enemy by interrupting M A Double T, the guest ring announcer, and knocking him out cold with the microphone.
MATCH 2:The HardCore rules match was a hard fought, bloody affair.Alternate was replaced at the last minute by Corney, who was soon pounded down by Ice and M A Double T.These two fought and Matt knocked Ice out with a lantern and then gave Corney a Crucifix Power Bomb right through the announce table and got the pin to take the ICW HardCore Championship!!!
MATCH 3:D-Generation Sux reunited for one last time.Jabroni started off against Matt but went for the tag after being only hit ONCE!Corney was attacked from behind by Ice during the match, who knocked him out with a sledge hammer while the ref's back was turned.M A Double T got the pin and the win.
MATCH 4:The Owner, who had been a guest commentator in the previous match, left the announce position (or the ruins of it) while the cage was set up.Matt was already waiting in the ring when Alternate came down.The match was stopped at one point as part of the cage fell down!However, it soon continued and M A Double T was knocked out by Alternate, who climbed the cage and jumped over to the other side.Matt tried to pull him back in, but Alternate just dropped from the top of the cage to the floor, and became ICW Heavyweight Champion!!
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