[Fireworks shoot off around the ICW Arena, which has
been upgraded over the week-end to 60,000 seats.The
capacity crowd cheer and show off their signs and then
settle down as the smoke and fireworks die away.Suddenly
a deep rumbling echoes around the arena and "No
Chance in Hell" plays.The ICW President, The Mike,
heads down to the ring, accompanied by Chani.The Mike
takes up a golden microphone to make some announcements.]
TheMike:Welcome to Monday Night Mike!Now, down to business.Tonight, the main event shall be a four-way match between some select members of the Corporate Ministry for the number-one contendership for the ICW Heavyweight Title! And, also, Internet Championship Wrestling has been around for quite a while now.So, we are going to celebrate this by unveiling the ICW Hall of Fame!Now, there shall be a tournament in the forth coming weeks leading up to Gimmick Mania, where the final shall be held, for the honour of being the very first entrant in the ICW Hall of Fame.Everyone in the fed will have the chance to compete.But, on to tonight.Ninja....oh, wait, you're still locked up in back there.Ok, the rest of the Gold Medallions.Stay out of the Corporate Ministry's way or there will be trouble.I gurantee.Oh yes...that reminds me.The sacrafice.Tonight...someone will burn in hell and become one with the Corporate Ministry!Now, onto the first match.....
[TheMike and
Chani sit together at the announce position to watch the
match.]
Ice vs. BBRD (ICW HardCore) gimmick (ICW HardCore
Match)
Sacha - This match is an ICW HardCore Match for
the ICW HardCore title. On his way to the ring at this
time, weighing in at 216 pounds, he holds the ICW
HardCore title belt, a member of The Corporate Ministry,
Ice!!! (crowd cheers *****)
[The lighting in the arena turns green and D-Corporate
X's theme plays.Ice sprints down to the ring, dives over
the ropes and stands in the centre, doing jumping jacks
and crtoch chops as green pyros flare off around him,
creating a green X above the ring! ]
Sacha - and his opponent, weighing in at 260
pounds, from Hollywood, CA. a member of Gold Medallions,
BBRD!!! (crowd boos *****)
[BBRD runs out, wearing a golden medalion around his
neck.... Ice strikes BBRD in the elbow. BBRD blows a kiss
to Ice. (ding, ding, ding) Ice kicks BBRD in the back of
the leg. Now BBRD standing. Ice tackles BBRD and pummels
his head. BBRD moves back to his feet. BBRD slaps Ice in
the face. Ice slaps BBRD in the face. Ice climbs to his
feet. Ice drives a forearm into BBRD. Ice short-arm
clotheslines BBRD to the canvas. ]
Guybrush - Ice executes a Short-arm clothesline.
[Ice rolls onto BBRD connecting with a knee. BBRD gets
up. BBRD piledrives Ice into the canvas. Ice is back on
his feet. BBRD tosses Ice over the ropes onto the
announce table.BBRD dives over the ropes onto Ice ]
Sacha - Aren't I the greatest?
Guybrush - Not in this life time.
[BBRD delivers a low blow to Ice. BBRD stomps Ice's head.
BBRD goes for a pin. The ref starts the count. ...1 Ice
kicks out. ]
Sacha - BBRD should have known he wouldn't win the
match with that.
[BBRD kicks Ice in the head. BBRD drives a forearm into
Ice. ]
Sacha - Forearm Smash!
[Ice takes a slap to the face from BBRD. BBRD moves back
to his feet. BBRD connects with a low blow. Ice goes
down. BBRD goes for a pin. Buzz counts. ...1 ...2 Ice
escapes. ]
Sacha - He should have just stayed on the attack.
[Ice is up again. Ice vertical suplexes BBRD to the
concrete. BBRD gets back to his feet. Ice sends BBRD
around to the ringside area, away from the annoncers. Ice
swings a steel chair and hits BBRD. ]
Guybrush - This is how wrestling should be! Did
you see that last move?
Sacha - Gimmie a hell yeah!
[Ice connects with a low blow. BBRD goes down. BBRD
drives a forearm into the head of Ice. Ice tackles BBRD.
Ice gets back to his feet. Ice rolls onto BBRD connecting
with a knee. BBRD gets up. BBRD executes a belly-to-belly
suplex on Ice. Ice heads to the ring and is pursued by
BBRD BBRD swings a wooden two-by-four and hits Ice. Ice
breaks a wooden two-by-four. ]
Guybrush - ICW is the only place for entertainment
like this!
[BBRD fist drops Ice on the canvas. ]
Sacha - Fist drop!
[BBRD gets up. Ice moves back to his feet. Ice connects
with a flying knee. BBRD goes down. ]
Guybrush - BBRD takes a knee.
[BBRD climbs to his feet. BBRD delivers a kick to the
head of Ice. BBRD forearm smashes Ice. BBRD low blows
Ice. BBRD measures Ice up and drops a closed fist. BBRD
gets up. BBRD kicks Ice in the head. Ice climbs to his
feet. BBRD body slams Ice. ]
Guybrush - Body Slam!
[BBRD and Ice move from the ring to the announce poistion
BBRD swings a television monitor and hits Ice. Ice is
bleeding as a result. ]
Guybrush - I just love BBRD!Uh........
Sacha - the announce poistion is covered with
blood from these fighters.
[Now Ice standing. Ice kicks BBRD in the stomach. BBRD
moves back to his feet. BBRD slaps the face of Ice. Ice
shoulder tackles BBRD. Ice climbs to his feet. Ice knees
BBRD and rolls back to his feet. Ice knees BBRD and rolls
back to his feet. Ice knees BBRD and rolls back to his
feet. Ice covers BBRD hooking the leg. The ref starts the
count. ...1 BBRD kicks out. ]
Guybrush - He should have just stayed on the
attack.
[BBRD stands up. BBRD executes a reverse DDT on Ice. BBRD
sends Ice around to the ringside area, away from the
annoncers. BBRD swings a television camera and hits Ice.
Ice breaks a television camera. Ice is bleeding as a
result. ]
Guybrush - The mat is covered with blood from that
injury.
[BBRD leg drops the throat of Ice. BBRD sucks chants
start in the crowd. BBRD sends Ice reeling into the
aisle. ]
Sacha - What an outstanding match!
[Ice drives a forearm into the head of BBRD. Ice connects
with a flying knee. BBRD goes down. ]
Guybrush - Ice executes a knee.
[Now BBRD standing. Ice takes a slap to the face from
BBRD. Now BBRD standing. Ice tackles BBRD and pummels his
head. Ice knees BBRD and rolls back to his feet. Ice
knees BBRD and rolls back to his feet. Ice knees BBRD and
rolls back to his feet. Ice knees BBRD and rolls back to
his feet. Ice goes for a pin. The ref starts the count.
...1 ...2 BBRD kicks out. ]
Guybrush - You just can't win this early in a
match. Especially with an opponent like BBRD.
[BBRD lifts Ice and delivers a back breaker. BBRD sucks
chants start in the crowd. ]
Sacha - Follows up with a Back Breaker.
[Ice scrambles over the guardrail and tries to escape
from BBRD amongst the crowd. BBRD swings a steel chair
and hits Ice. Ice gets back to his feet. Ice connects
with a low blow. BBRD goes down. Ice covers BBRD hooking
the leg. The ref starts the count. ...1 BBRD escapes. ]
Guybrush - Ice should have known better than to
try for a pin at this point in the match.
[BBRD climbs to his feet. Ice takes BBRD off his feet
with a short-arm clothesline BBRD delivers a kick to the
head of Ice. BBRD takes a slap to the face from Ice. Ice
moves back to his feet. Ice takes BBRD down with a knee.
BBRD gets back to his feet. Ice kicks BBRD in the
stomach. BBRD is up again. BBRD trys for the Shattered
Dreams but Ice avoids it. BBRD sucks chants start in the
crowd. Ice and BBRD take the fight over the railings and
back into the aisle. BBRD swings a wooden club wrapped in
barbed-wire and hits Ice. Ice is bleeding as a result.
Ice reverse DDT's BBRD's head into the concrete. BBRD
runs up the ramp, trying to get away from Ice Ice tells
BBRD to suck it. ]
Guybrush - Ice with a Suck It.
[BBRD climbs to his feet. Ice kicks BBRD off the
stage!BBRD lands in the ]
Guybrush - This is quality sports entertainment!
[BBRD lifts Ice up and drops him on the blood. Ice gets
up. BBRD and Ice scramble back over the guardrail and
into the aisle. ]
Guybrush - Ice could use some help about now.
[BBRD delivers a low blow to Ice. BBRD stomps Ice's head.
Ice flee's from BBRD back down the aisle to ringside.
BBRD slides under the ropes and into the ring along with
Ice BBRD and Ice move from the ring to the ShinraPool
BBRD stomps Ice. BBRD measures Ice up and drops a closed
fist. BBRD sucks chants start in the crowd. BBRD moves
back to his feet. BBRD sets Ice up and connects with the
Shattered Dreams. Ice falls to the ground. BBRD goes for
a pin. Referee Buzz makes the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
Sacha - We've got ourselves a winner!
Sacha - The winner of this match, and new ICW
HardCore champion, BBRD!!!
Team Rocket vs. Gold Medallions (ICW Tag Team)
Sacha - This match is an ICW Standard Match tag
match for the ICW Tag Team titles. On there way to the
ring at this time, the champions, Team Rocket!!!
["Prepare for trouble!Make t double!" M A
Double T and The ICW President, The Mike, head down to
the ring! ]
Sacha - and their opponents, the team of Gold
Medallions.
[Gold Medallions walk to the ring. Buzz is the referee
for this match. Matt picks up a microphone "It's
time for Highly Exlposive to check into the Smackdown
Hotel, If you smell what The Matt is Cookin!!"
(ring, ring, ring) H-E punches The Matt repeatedly. ]
Guybrush - The Matt takes a weak move.
[Exlposive gives The Matt a crotch chop. The Mike tagged
in by The Matt. Matt piledrives Exlposive. The Mike
punches H-E repeatedly. ]
Sacha - That's it cheat!! It's the only way to
win!
[The Mike gets up. The Mike throws Highly Exlposive off
the ropes and hits him with a diving shoulder block. ]
Guybrush - The Mike with a diving shoulder block.
[Highly Exlposive is driven further into the canvas by
The Mike with a diving elbow smash. The Mike climbs to
his feet. H-E climbs to his feet. Exlposive delivers a
low blow to The Mike. The Mike attempts to kick
Exlposive, but Highly Exlposive catches his leg. The Mike
flips around and kicks Exlposive. The Mike stands up.
Exlposive gets up. The Mike does a cartwheel and kicks
Exlposive in the face. ]
Sacha - cartwheel kick by The Mike.
[Exlposive piledrives The Mike. ]
Guybrush - If H-E keeps using moves like that
Standing Piledriver he could win the match!
[The Mike is back on his feet. H-E and The Mike move from
the ring to the stage Buzz starts the count (.1) ]
Guybrush - Are you enjoying this match?
Sacha - Yeah, you know it.
[(..2) H-E tackles and begins punching The Mike. (...3)
Highly Exlposive knees The Mike and rolls back to his
feet. (....4) H-E rolls onto The Mike connecting with a
knee. The Mike moves back to his feet. Exlposive executes
a belly-to-belly suplex on The Mike. ]
Sacha - Follows up with a Side Belly-to-Belly
Suplex.
[(.....5) (......6) Exlposive rolls onto The Mike
connecting with a knee. (.......7) Exlposive rolls onto
The Mike connecting with a knee. The Mike moves back to
his feet. (........8) ]
Sacha - Those idiots better pay attention to Buzz!
[Exlposive connects with a low blow. The Mike goes down.
(.........9) The Mike is tossed over the ropes and lands
in the ring. Exlposive rolls onto The Mike connecting
with a knee. Exlposive covers The Mike hooking the leg.
Buzz counts. ...1 ...2 The Mike kicks out. ]
Guybrush - He should have just stayed on the
attack.
[H-E gives The Mike a crotch chop and tells him to suck
it! ]
Sacha - The Mike takes a Suck it!.
[H-E knees The Mike and rolls back to his feet. The Mike
tags in Matt. Exlposive rolls onto Matt connecting with a
knee. Matt is back on his feet. Matt slaps Highly
Exlposive in the face. M A Double T is up again. Highly
Exlposive makes the tag to Too Fat. T-F connects with a
low blow. M A Double T goes down. Now M A Double T
standing. Matt tackles T-F and pummels his head. M A
Double T makes the tag to The Mike. They lockup. Too Fat
sends The Mike to the corner of the ring. Swinging
Neck-Breaker from T-F takes The Mike down. ]
Guybrush - Good Spinning Neck-Breaker by Too Fat.
[The Mike climbs to his feet. T-F and The Mike move from
the ring to the aisle ]
Sacha - Those idiots will be counted out!
[Buzz starts the count (.1) (..2) T-F takes The Mike off
his feet with a short-arm clothesline (...3) T-F fist
drops The Mike on the concrete. (....4) T-F kicks The
Mike on the concrete. The Mike stands up. T-F piledrives
The Mike into the concrete.He rolls TheMike's limp body
back into the ring.]
Guybrush - Nice Standing Piledriver by Too Fat.
[T-F measures The Mike up and drops a closed fist. Too
Fat is back on his feet. Too Fat goes off the top and
hits a flying sitdown splash on The Mike. Now T-F
standing. Too Fat stomps The Mike's head. T-F fist drops
The Mike on the canvas. Too Fat stands up. T-F gorrilla
presses The Mike. Too Fat covers The Mike. Referee Buzz
makes the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
Sacha - The winners of this match, and new ICW Tag
Team champions, The Gold Medallions!!!
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Buffy vs. Lady Luck (Non-Title Match) gimmick (ICW
Pool-Side Battle Royal)
Sacha - This match is an ICW Pool-Side Battle
Royal. On his way to the pool-side area at this time,
weighing in at 186 pounds, from Unknown accompanied by
Ice he holds the ICW Inter-Net title belt, Buffy!!!
(crowd cheers *)
[The Arena goes dark and quickly fills with a red light.
Lighting shoots down the Titantron and Red flames shoot
up from the ramp area. Buffy steps out as the Ministry's
music begins to play. ]
Sacha - and his opponent, weighing in at 227
pounds, a member of Gold Medallions, Lady Luck!!! (crowd
cheers ************)
[Lady Luck walks to the pool-side area. Buzz is the
referee for this contest. Buzz checks Buffy's boots and
knee pads. Lady Luck knocks Buffy off his feet (ding,
ding, ding) Buffy bites Lady Luck's arm out of
desparation. ]
Sacha - Follows up with a arm bite.
[Buffy slaps Lady Luck in the face. Buffy gets up. Buffy
delivers a kick to the head of Lady Luck. Lady Luck is up
again. Lady Luck executes the twisting moonsault on to
Buffy. Lady Luck stands up. ]
Sacha - Buffy is getting the crap kicked out of
him!Excellent!
[Now Buffy standing. Buffy kicks Lady Luck in the head.
Buffy fist drops Lady Luck on the the concrete. Buffy
climbs to his feet. Buffy fist drops Lady Luck on the the
concrete. Buffy stands up. Lady Luck gets up. Lady Luck
executes the twisting moonsault on to Buffy. ]
Sacha - I wish every match could be like this!
[Buffy gets back to his feet. Buffy bites Lady Luck's arm
out of desparation. Buffy slaps the face of Lady Luck.
Buffy slaps the face of Lady Luck. Now Buffy standing.
Buffy kicks Lady Luck in the head. Buffy fist drops Lady
Luck on the the concrete. Now Lady Luck standing. Lady
Luck jumps off of the top turnbuckle with a twisting
moonsault, hitting Buffy square in the face. Buffy climbs
to his feet. ]
Sacha - Internet Champiohnship Wrestling is the
only place to find matches like this!
[Lady Luck slaps the face of Buffy. Lady Luck was just
bitten by Buffy! Buffy slaps the face of Lady Luck. Buffy
is up again. Buffy bites Lady Luck, trying to turn the
advantage around. Buffy kicks Lady Luck in the head. Lady
Luck takes a slap to the face from Buffy. Now Buffy
standing. Buffy delivers a kick to the head of Lady Luck.
Lady Luck is back on his feet. Buffy side slams Lady
Luck. Buffy is up again. Lady Luck is back on his feet. ]
Sacha - This is quality sports entertainment!
[Buffy bites Lady Luck's arm out of desparation. Buffy
bites Lady Luck, trying to turn the advantage around.
Buffy delivers a kick to the head of Lady Luck. Buffy
delivers a spine buster to Lady Luck. ]
Sacha - Lady Luck takes a Spine Buster.
[Buffy swings Murray's Chalice and hits Lady Luck. Lady
Luck is bleeding as a result. ]
Guybrush - This is quality sports entertainment!
[Lady Luck stands up. Lady Luck bites Buffy's face out of
desperation. Lady Luck rakes the face of Buffy in attempt
to make a come back. Buffy slaps Lady Luck in the face.
Buffy stands up. Buffy delivers a kick to the head of
Lady Luck. Buffy measures Lady Luck up and drops a closed
fist. Buffy fist drops Lady Luck on the the concrete.
Lady Luck is up again. Lady Luck trips and falls into the
ShinraPool! ]
Sacha - We've got ourselves a winner!
Sacha - The winner of this match, Buffy!!!
Corney vs. Chani vs. Murray vs. The Guvna (Non-Title
Match) gimmick (ICW Standard Match)
Sacha - This match is an ICW Standard Match.
Coming to the ring first, weighing in at 225 pounds, from
Gingeville, according to The Matt a member of Corporate
Ministry, Corney!!!
[Corney jumps out onto the stage as the DCX Theme plays
and rushes down to the ring.He slides in, stands and
grabs the microphone: "Ladies and Gentlemen Boys and
Girls, Children of all ages....DeCorporation X proudly
brings to you it's soon to be D-C-X Corporate Champion of
the world, Corney!" ]
Sacha - The second in this four way match,
weighing in at 180 pounds, from The Old World a member of
The Corporate Ministry accompanied by The Mike, Chani!!!
[The Ministry's music plays and Chani walks out onto the
stage, alone, as mist floods the arena. ]
Guybrush -
Where's The Mike?
Sacha - introducing third, weighing in at 220
pounds, from Death Valley a member of The Corporate
Ministry, Murray!!! (crowd boos *)
[The lights cut out and a ring of fire appears on the
stage.Murray rises on a platform through the ring of fire
and walks through it before heading to the ring, carrying
his chalice of blood. ]
Sacha - And finally, weighing in at 227 pounds,
from San Antonio, TX. a member of The Corporate Ministry
he holds the DCX Corporate title belt, The Guvna!!!
(crowd cheers *****)
[HBK's music echoes around the arena.The Guvna makes his
usual stylish entrance, singing his own theme. Corney
walks around the ring. Chani tests out the ropes. The
Skeleton grabs Chani's arm and strkes her elbow. The
Guvna grabs Murray's arm and strkes his elbow. (the bell
rings) Corney punches The Guvna repeatedly. ]
Guybrush - The Guvna takes a weak move.
[The Guvna delivers a short-arm clothesline to Matt
Corney. ]
Sacha - Corney takes a Short-arm clothesline.
[Corney is back on his feet. Matt Corney forearm smashes
The Guvna. Matt Corney tackles The Guvna. The Guvna
climbs to his feet. The Guvna trys for a Side slam but
Matt Corney avoids it. The Guvna tackles and begins
punching Matt Corney. Matt Corney gets up. Matt Corney
delivers a kick to the head of The Guvna. Corney goes for
a pin. The ref starts the count. ...1 Murray attacks
Corney stopping the count. ]
Sacha - He should have just stayed on the attack.
[The Guvna is up again. The Guvna shoulder tackles
Corney. The Guvna low blows Matt Corney. Matt Corney
climbs to his feet. Murray moves back to his feet. The
Skeleton connects with an uppercut. Corney moves back to
his feet. Matt Corney takes Murray off his feet with a
short-arm clothesline ]
Guybrush - Short-arm clothesline!
[Matt Corney kicks The Skeletal One on the canvas. Corney
measures The Skeleton up and drops a closed fist. Now
Corney standing. Matt Corney kicks The Skeletal One on
the canvas. Matt Corney measures The Skeleton up and
drops a closed fist. Matt Corney is back on his feet.
Corney fist drops The Skeletal One on the canvas. ]
Sacha - Fist drop by Corney.
[Corney moves back to his feet. Murray is up again. The
Skeletal One executes a reverse DDT on Matt Corney. Matt
Corney is up again. Murray and Corney move from the ring
to the stage ]
Guybrush - Corney is much safer at the stage. The
Skeletal One can't get a pin there.
[Buzz starts the count (.1) Corney gives Chani a crotch
chop and tells him to suck it. Chani is sent reeling up
the ramp onto the stage. (..2) ]
Sacha - Let's go!
[Corney chokes Chani with his boot. Matt Corney and Chani
are battling all the way to the aisle! ]
Guybrush - Weapons are everywhere all over the
announce position.
[(...3) (....4) Corney stomps Chani's head. (.....5)
Corney takes a slap to the face from Chani. Chani moves
back to his feet. (......6) Chani elbow smashes Corney in
the nose. (.......7) ]
Sacha - Those idiots better pay attention to Buzz!
[Matt Corney low blows Chani. Chani is up again.
(........8) Matt Corney delivers a short-arm clothesline
to Chani. ]
Guybrush - Corney executes a Short-arm
clothesline.
[Chani is back on her feet. (.........9) Matt Corney
drags Chani over to the ring and tosses Chani under the
ropes. Matt Corney tackles Chani to the canvas. Matt
Corney is back on his feet. Chani trys for a Asian leg
lariat but Corney avoids it. Chani and Corney are taking
this match outside the ring. ]
Sacha - Corney is much safer at the ringside area.
Chani can't get a pin there.
[Buzz starts the count (.1) The Guvna into the ropes,
Chani gets airborn and nails The Guvna with a cross-body
block. (..2) Corney vertical suplexes Chani to the mat.
Matt Corney gets back to his feet. Corney tosses Chani
back into the ring. ]
Sacha - Let's go!
[Matt Corney executes a piledriver on Chani. ]
Guybrush - This is quality sports entertainment!
Sacha - Whoohoo!Blood!
[Matt Corney sends Chani into Buzz he goes down. Corney
drives a forearm into Chani. Corney executes a back
breaker on Chani. BBRD, Highly Exlposive and Lady Luck
run to the ring. BBRD drives a forearm into Corney. Too
Fat grabs The Guvna and gives him a standing piledriver!
Highly Exlposive lifts Murray up and drops him on the
canvas. Murray stands up. Highly Exlposive tackles and
begins punching The Skeletal One. Murray and The Guvna
are out cold! Lady Luck punches Chani repeatedly. Lady
Luck tries to even the score with a bite to Chani's face.
Ordered is restored. Buzz gets up and sends the Gold
Medallions back up to the locker-room. This match is
going street-style, outside the ring! Buzz starts the
count (.1) Matt Corney body slams Chani. Corney gives
Chani a crotch chop and tells him to suck it. (..2)
Corney kicks Chani on the mat. Corney chokes Chani with
his boot. Chani gets up. (...3) Corney kicks Chani in the
head. Matt Corney measures Chani up and drops a closed
fist. Now Matt Corney standing. (....4) Corney stomps
Chani's head. Corney fist drops Chani on the mat.
(.....5) Corney picks Chani up and side slams him to the
mat. Corney delivers a spine buster to Chani. (......6) ]
Guybrush - They'll be counted out!
[Matt Corney fist drops Chani on the mat. Matt Corney
piledrives Chani into the mat. (.......7) Matt Corney
executes a gut-wrench powerbomb on Chani. Corney kicks
Chani on the mat. (........8) ]
Sacha - Those idiots better pay attention to Buzz!
[Corney stomps Chani's head. Matt Corney fist drops Chani
on the mat. Matt Corney stands up. Matt Corney goes to
the ring. (.........9)Chani staggers towards the ring and
is about to climb in when Lady Luck sprints back down the
aisle and pulls Chani away!(...........10). ]
Guybrush - Corney has won the match! It's a
count-out!
Sacha - The winner of this match, Corney!!!
[Chani and Lady Luck begin brawling on the outside.The Guvna and Murray recover after their beating from The Gold Medallions and hold back Lady Luck.Suddenly,the rest of the Gold Medallions rush down to the ring!H-E and T-F attack The Guvna and Murray, whilst BBRD launches into the ring to attack Corney.Then......The lights cut out and the ShinraTron lights up.The Mike and Ice are standing in a graveyard beside a burning symbol.TheMike is sitting on a casket that looks very similar to the one Ninja was carried away in on Fury!]
Guybrush:Oh no.....What are the Ministry going to do to Ninja?
TheMike:MWAHAHAHA.Gold Medallions, tonight you shall feel the wrath of the Ministry.But...Ninja has been one with the Ministry.He knows what it is like.I want to someone else to have the experience.....
Ice:Exactly!So.....Bring the girl to us....
Guybrush:What?They can't be serious?Lady Luck?
[The Guvna knocks Highly
Explosive down with Sweet Chin Music, Murray grabs a
chair and clocks Too Fat and Corney gives BBRD the
Fame-Ass-Er.Chani grabs Lady Luck and then the lights cut
out completely.The Ministry's music plays around the
arena and then the lighting slowly returns to reveal a
casket in the middle of the aisle.Lady Luck screams as
the Ministry throw her in and slam the lid shut.The music
continues as The Corporate Ministry lift the casket and
carry it away as Mayhem ends!]
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